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Albo: "shagadelic, baby!"
Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:05am

When asked to pretend who he would pick if his marriage went “tits up”, Mr Albanese said he would “clearly” choose Minogue for “all of the above”, calling the singer “terrific”.

In between the game about fantasy partners, Mr Albanese was also asked if he and Ms Haydon were “still bonking like rabbits”, to which he responded that they did so “after the footy”.

"It’s always a good aphrodisiac, a Souths win,” he said.

He said he would choose to have sex with Minogue over Nicole Kidman and Rhonda Burchmore during a game of “shag, marry, date” on a podcast with comedian Nikki Osborne last Friday.

Smutty little runt. Fighting Tories, eh?

Would she let him grab her by the puss?

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 120794 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Albo: "shagadelic, baby!" Reply #1 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:08am Hi Frank, are you OK ? - is there something we need to know about? - is there anything you should be telling us?
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Reply #2 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:23am

At first I thought this was another one of Frank's Babylon Bee stories.

However, seeing as he didn't provide a link (as usual):

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese apologises 'unequivocally' for saying he would ‘shag’ Kylie Minogue in podcast interview

The only redeeming thing about all of this is I'm pretty sure none of these women would let someone like Albanese touch them with a ten foot pole.

And who could blame them?

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Reply #3 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:40am

Women’s rights advocates condemned Mr Albanese’s comments on the podcast less than a week after Labor and the Greens voted down two attempts by One Nation and the Coalition to reinstate biological definitions of sex to the Sex Discrimination Act.

Mr Albanese has previously dismissed the issue as a “culture war” and businesswoman Ms Grover said his latest remarks were leaving a poor track record.

“I think it’s telling that as Albanese is dismissing women’s sex-based rights as a ‘culture war’, he is being culturally repulsive by using the degradation of women seemingly to win ‘cool guy’ points,” Ms Grover said. “If he wants to prove us wrong he can do the work to actually listen to women and put the accurate definition of women back in law.”

What does Jodi think of his hubby? No Rabbitohs bonking for a while.
(Try to get that image out of your head... )

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Reply #4 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 10:14am

Carl D wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:23am:

At first I thought this was another one of Frank's Babylon Bee stories.

However, seeing as he didn't provide a link (as usual):

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese apologises 'unequivocally' for saying he would ‘shag’ Kylie Minogue in podcast interview

The only redeeming thing about all of this is I'm pretty sure none of these women would let someone like Albanese touch them with a ten foot pole.

And who could blame them?

Absolutely - he's a weaselly little runt with a high opinion of himself.

But how appallingly disrespectful of his wife of 6 months! His answer to these ludicrous questions should have been "none of the above."

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Daves2017 Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 3399 Gender:	Re: Albo: "shagadelic, baby!" Reply #5 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 10:43am Albo is a quality politician Anything to draw attention away from his now notorious lies. I’ve met many old men desperate to be 25 again but Albo is the leader of them. His desperation to look and sound young again is cringeworthy!
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15919 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Albo: "shagadelic, baby!" Reply #6 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 11:24am Nikki Osborne - AKA "Bush Barbie" AKA "Bushy" set up Albo for this. I don't think she will be very popular with the Labor party after this. Albo was a *mug* to take part in this stuff. He is so desperate to look like a modern polly ... I hope this causes more damage to him.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 154036 Gender:	Re: Albo: "shagadelic, baby!" Reply #7 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 11:38am The "comedian" is a female? That makes it even worse.
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lee Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21140 Gender:	Re: Albo: "shagadelic, baby!" Reply #8 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 11:55am
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Reply #9 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 2:56pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:08am:

Hi Frank,
are you OK ? -

is there something we need to know about? -

is there anything you should be telling us? Undecided

I apologise,
Frank was telling the truth -
Albo made a faux pas -
only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue.

What a slimy, dirty sod.

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Reply #10 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:28pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:08am:

Hi Frank,
are you OK ? -

is there something we need to know about? -

is there anything you should be telling us? Undecided

I apologise,
Frank was telling the truth -
Albo made a faux pas -
only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue.

What a slimy, dirty sod.

Don't you?

Or, is Jason more your style?

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Reply #11 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:33pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:08am:

Hi Frank,
are you OK ? -

is there something we need to know about? -

is there anything you should be telling us? Undecided

I apologise,
Frank was telling the truth -
Albo made a faux pas -
only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue.

What a slimy, dirty sod.

Don't you?

Or, is Jason more your style?

It's not about me - it's about the PM you voted for -

a slime bag, commie philanderer.

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Reply #12 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:55pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:33pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:08am:

Hi Frank,
are you OK ? -

is there something we need to know about? -

is there anything you should be telling us? Undecided

I apologise,
Frank was telling the truth -
Albo made a faux pas -
only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue.

What a slimy, dirty sod.

Don't you?

Or, is Jason more your style?

It's not about me - it's about the PM you voted for -

a slime bag, commie philanderer.

I didn't vote for Albo - I'm not in his electorate.

Moreover, from day one I've never wanted him as our PM - my pick was Jason Clare.

Now, Kylie or Jason? You didn't say.

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Reply #13 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 4:33pm

And of course the weaselly, lying little runt did not apologise.

Someone in his office wrote a statement and his office released it. They wouldn't let the little prick face the press and apologise in his own words out of his own mouth.

“I apologise unequivocally for the comments,” Mr Albanese said in a statement issued through the Prime Minister's Office.

“You'd marry Kylie? And shag her? And date her?” Ms Osborne asked.

“All of the above. She’s terrific,” Mr Albanese said.

“Alright, it’s a triple,” Ms Osborne said.

Mr Albanese was also asked during the podcast if he was still “bonking like rabbits” with his wife.

“Well, you know, when we have time... After the footy, it’s always a good aphrodisiac a South (Sydney Rabbitohs) win,” he said.

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Reply #14 - Jul 6^th, 2026 at 6:10pm

“Prime Minister Anthony Albanese discussed "melons" during a controversial interview on the Bush Deep podcast hosted by comedian Nikki Osborne.When asked about the worst overseas gifts he’s received, he mentioned that Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi once brought him "two melons," which he described as strange but good.The melon mention sparked significant backlash. During that same exchange, Osborne quipped, "She just came in looking like Pamela Anderson?", which prompted the Prime Minister to smile and make hand gestures in front of his chest. This exchange, combined with other crude comments made during the podcast, led to heavy public criticism and forced the Prime Minister to issue a formal apology.”

“ ai

While tens of thousands of Australians are living in tent cities and the economy is tanking.

THIS is what is on our Prime Minister’s mind?

I can totally understand why people are voting one nation!

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