Forget the early learing centres, leftards. DL's friends have cottoned on.

Why let the Somalis get away with it all? Freeedom250 has packed up and gone home. Turns out the American State Fair was all too hard.

So whatabout the $120 mil Congress forked out to pay for it all?

Alas, that's all in the pockets of DL's pals.

Congress, you see, approved funds for "America 250" - a fab fun fair for the American people.

DL quickly got in, elbowed the Smithsonians out of the way and created a new shell company to pay out his buddies.

None of them knew anything about running fab fun fairs, as you'd expect. The guy he paid to fix the Reflecting Pool didn't know anything about water either.

But forget all that, it turns out they had issues with spelling too. Everybody's been Googling Freeedom250 Social Media for updates and coming up with Page Not Found.

Strange. Students at Trump University had a similar experience, as did donors to the Trump Foundation. Whoops!

So that's that. After a spot of rain, the Great American Fair was washed away.

250 years of American history - a revolution, a Declaration of Independence, a proud Constitutional tradition - gone.

Today, America is whatever DL says. Congressional funds - whatever DL wants. Fab fun fairs?

Bor-ing. If the Americans don't like it, they can suck it up. Besides, DOGE saved taxpayers $200 mil, so it's even-Steven.

Look, it's worth pointing out that DL's fab fun fair friends aren't technically friends at all, they're customers. They have one thing in common - they all paid Eric and Don Jnr a finder's fee.

It's also worth pointing out that, this time round, DL's taking his presidential salary. After all, every little bit counts, no?

DL plans to retire the richest ruler in the world - richer even than Vlad.

Freeedom, innit.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 1^st, 2026 at 8:33pm:


Oh, I don't know, Greggery. I don't think Lee will be too pleased.

I mean, check out DL's friends' spelling.

Marla wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2026 at 12:26am:


Not at all. He just pardons everybody. Massive blank immunity - for everything. Don't you see the beauty of it?

Frank wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2026 at 10:28am:


Oh, I see. You beg to differ, do you?

Do tell, dear boy. Show us his post 2015 donations to the Department of Veterans Affairs, please.

When you're done doing that, please explain how he didn't collect $2 bil off the heads of foreign states, some of whom - like Kazakhstan - received $1.3 bil in Commerce loans and $277 million in federal grants in return for cutting the big fella in.

And, last but not least, please explain how the Great American Fair, funded to the tune of $120 mil, was abruptly cancelled and DL's contractors forgot how to spell Freeeeeeeedom.

Looks like it's catching, eeeh?

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2026 at 3:04pm:




Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2026 at 10:53am:

Frank wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 10:03pm:


So this is how the not-satire crowd spins farce, is it?

Nonsensical inscrutability, eh? Vinnie Barbarino throwing in a Biden and using big boy words like at publishing time.

DEEP STATE !!!

aquascoot wrote on Jul 7^th, 2026 at 5:55am:


Oh? So how are you gonna play it when Newscum gets in?

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 11:40pm:


Yeah, vag, taking you seriously 24/7.