Sir Keir says there will be an "orderly" transition of leadership. He wants a new PM to be in place when parliament resumes in September, after a summer recess.

Labour MPs who want his job can nominate from July 9 he said.

While it is good riddance to this traitorous arsewipe, it actually may have been better if he had stayed. The new PM may get Labour some misguided breathing space in the next election, whereas otherwise Reform would have romped in.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2026 at 6:48pm:






LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world's foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Keir Starmer, a preeminent voice for Islam on the world stage over the past several years, announced his resignation this morning after losing the support of several powerful mosques.

"It is time for someone else to lead the intifada," said Starmer, standing outside the Prime Minister's residence at 10 Downing Street. "I have had the great privilege these past few years of heading up the Muslim takeover of England, glory to Allah. You know, 10 years ago, you couldn't stab a native citizen and have the police arrest him while he's dying. I'm extremely proud of the progress we've made, but it's time to hand over the proverbial scimitar to the next leader. Thank you, and Allahu Akbar."

According to sources within the Labour Party, the search had already begun for a devout Muslim leader to take Starmer's place. "We have some great potential options identified," said Labour leader Stanley Higgins. "There's Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed, and also Sir William Chestershire of Brighton. I think we're going to go with Mohammed."

At publishing time, Starmer had reportedly accepted a new position as an aide to the "probably gay" Ayatollah of Iran.

Albo told Starmer he had time on his side. Then the publican called "time - gentlemen please".

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2026 at 2:54pm:


Just so. Let Kier deal with DL. Andy can do a Meloni on his ass.

BUTTHURT !!!