Do you live in Chi-na, Leroy?

Leroy wrote on Jun 13^th, 2026 at 4:03pm:


You don't want to say, we get it.

That's okay. It's just that DL took Eric along when he went there recently.

Eric, you see, is executive Vice Prez of the Trump Org. Whenever DL visits a foreign country, he takes Eric along to do the deals.

Did you know? Elon went too. Elon's the world's richest guy. He's a bit like Soros.

Elon paid DL to get erected. He paid to kill off DL's political rivals. He even paid people to enrol to vote for DL. He paid so much, DL gave him a job to cut the government. Sleepy Joe had totally destroyed it. Elon saved the taxpayers $200 mil.

DL was so happy, he offered to help Elon out a bit, giving him government contracts, helping him sell his cars, etc.

When it came time to appoint the NASA bosses, Elon told DL who to pick.

No, DL said, I'm picking the other guy. Stephen Miller said.

Right, Elon said, stormed off, announced that DL was all through the Epstein files and told him to have a nice day.

DL said he was very disappointed, but that was that.

So, Elon said, can I come to Chi-na?

Sure, DL said. Elon makes his space ship parts and cars there, so it'll keep him happy. He sure lives his Chows, that's for sure.

When they arrived in Beijing, Elon stuck his nose into DL's deals. The Chows looked a little confused. Who were they supposed to deal with? Eric or Elon?

DL talked so much, the Chows couldn't get a word in. Xi stood back and said ah.

When it came time to make their statements, DL just blabbed away, rubbing Xi's arm occasionally, then apologising for rubbing Xi's arm.

Xi said what everybody knew already. No deals. Eric looked a little sad. Elon was already back in America.

Elon was never there to do business anyway. He just wanted DL to let them keep selling stuff to Chi-na. Sleepy Joe had made it hard, citing intellectual property theft and national security issues.

DL never cared about any of that, so he let Elon and his friends do what they want. But they've gotta chip in when DL says, he said. DL wants his cut too, it's only fair.

No worries, Elon said, and gave DL a few mil for his ballroom. He tweeted on X:  20% to the big guy.

That was a joke. Someone had emailed Hunter once about some Chi-na deal. Sleepy Joe was no longer in office. 20% to you, the guy wrote, 10% to the Chows, 10% to the big guy.

That was it. Fox went wild. DL said Sleepy Joe had sold America out to Chi-na. Hannity called Sleepy Joe an organised crime boss. Tucker called them the Biden crime family. Judge Jeanine demanded Hunter's immediate arrest - or else.

DL asked his audience which they liked better - Sleepy Joe or Corrupt Joe?

The audience liked them both. Sleepy Joe was all about Chi-na, DL was all about America. Sleepy Joe was corrupt, DL was the most honest prez we've seen since Abraham Lincoln. Sleepy Joe had his bagman, Hunter, totally on drugs. DL had fantastic kids - especially his daughter, who was hot.

Now? The roles are reversed. DL's a genius for doing deals and bringing home the bacon. Sleepy Joe was just an autopen - bor-ing.

As for Hunter, he was charged with the misdemeanors of paying his taxes late and not ticking the drug-addict box on his gun form. DL promised more charges to come. By the time he was done, DL said, Hunter would be in jail for life, preferably in Alcatraz, which he plans to make great again.

So Sleepy Joe pardoned him. Finally, after four years of turning the other cheek, Sleepy Joe learned to play DL on his own terms.

Ever get the feeling you've been farmed?

Is that so?

What are you going to say when Newscum gets in and rorts all the Somali early learing centres and trans healthcare funds?

You think its only fair that if DL makes $6 bil in his first year, then Newscum, who at least tweets, should make more, ja?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Leroy wrote on Jun 13^th, 2026 at 6:21pm:


I see. Do you mean like tariffing Aussie exports so he can send his boys over to do a few private property deals?

Or starting a war that cuts our supply of fuel, fertilizer and chemicals, then removing sanctions on Russian oil so we can buy from Vlad instead?

Or how about agreeing to let AUKUS go ahead, only if we give the US a rare earth mineral deal his sons can invest in?

To be honest, Leroy, it's a little hard in Australia. We have all these anti-corruption laws. I remember Alexander Downer getting into all sorts of trouble for paying off Saddam's boys to get our wheat exports through. They subsequently tightened the law so Aussies get done for bribing foreign leaders and officials, can you imagine?

I know, I know, so unfair. Mind you, we have it a lot better than US allies like Canada and Mexico - or Greenland. They're not even free to own their own countries anymore.

Still, we remember a time when you were most against corruption. Totally evil, you said, it destroys economic prosperity and progress.

In fact, we remember a time when you were really into free trade. Tariffs are the pits, you said. They destroy economic prosperity and progress.

War? Despicable stuff. It destroys economic prosperity and progress, you said - unless it's with the Muselman, just not the Saudis, mkay?

Nepotism, insider trading, media censorship and monopolies. All hideous. They destroy economic prosperity and progress, and your DL's doing it all.

We even recall a time when you were pro-Aussie. Best little country in the world, you said. We should look after our own interests, not support some foreign DL, just because he's a white nationalist.

That's the thing, Leroy. Not only have you abandoned your much-prized Freeeeedom, you've given up your own national interests.

Here in Oz, if you did what your DL wanted, you'd go down for corruption. Over in Ukraine, they're prosecuting your type for treason.

And all for a bit of racial animus. Is the impending global recession worth it, do you think?

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 13^th, 2026 at 7:35pm:


Congratulations donger, you are a winner.

He hasn't been given any cushy board of directors jobs since Joe got booted out of the white house.

Are the democrats going to run with a crackhead who wasted heaps on Russian hookers to run for VP?
Is that the best democrats have to offer?

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