aquascoot wrote on Jun 12
th, 2026 at 9:19am:
Trump is self serving.
Name one powerful person who isnt

You think gates or Zuckerberg give a toss about YOU.
you think Dan Andrews or Scomo cared about anything but spin.
I prefer leaders to just be up front about human nature.
Trump says " let me show you how it's done. Now don't be a whiney little bitch.
Go out and do what I do. I'm freaking 80 years old and I am stunting on all you pussies. Man up you pathetic limp wristwd soy boys "
Sound advice for cry babies.
True, but he demanded $290 mil from the DOJ for pain and suffering, do you recall? Having the FBI go through Melania's panty drawers must have been deeply traumatizing for the poor guy.
He also had the tax department settle for leaking ten year old tax details, back in 2018. True, the leaker got sent to jail, but DL wanted to see the department held to account, as you do.
They settled on $1.4 bil. Having his personal finances revealed must have been seriously scarring, as you'd expect for such an unprecedented settlement. DL's therapist must have lodged a very serious victim impact assessment indeed, no?
He tried getting out of his 34 New York felony convictions too, do you remember that?
It's so unfair, Todd told the judge, can't you just get rid of them?
Not really, the judge said. The jury ruled. It was unanimous.
Yes, but can't you just forgive and forget?
Sure. DL doesn't have to go to jail, pay a fine or say sorry. How does that sound?
Unfair.
DL chucked a tizz on Truth Social. LAWFARE !!!
Don't worry, Todd told DL. Put me in as AG and we can do a little lawfare of our own.
Good idea, DL said. Go get the jury.
DL put Pam onto Leticia James and demanded compensation.
That's a little tricky, Todd said. It's a state case.
DL fumed. He threatened to cut the federal infrastructure budget for New York.
That's up to Congress, New York told him.
Okay, he said. You rename Penn Station Trump Station and we'll call it quits.
No, New York said.
DL stayed up all night ranting on Truth Social.
So the leftards went and erected Mumdani mayor. Mumdani visited the White House to show DL how it's done.
Now, Mumdani said, don't be a whiney little bitch. Go out and do what I do.
DL didn't know what to say.
SO UNFAIR !!!