aquascoot wrote on May 21
st, 2026 at 6:55pm:
That's awesome.
He must have read my emails
Millions for the patriots is a sign of his respect for loyalty and patriotism.
This is the behaviour of the superior man
I know, right? When you were crowing about how much the big fella was winning back in 2021, we said oh? Did you know? Sleepy Joe's in the White House. He just
won the erection, dear.
I know, you said. DL wanted some time out. He wanted to work on his golf swing and spend more time with the grandkiddies.
Strange, we said. He just instigated a riot in the US Capitol, the first in US history. It stalled the peaceful transfer of power and led to the deaths of five people. How's he going to see the grandkiddies banged up in Fort Buttner FCC?
They can see him at visits, you said. You have to look on the bright side. Besides, Donnie wanted to lose a few Ks and work on his abs. They tend to have awesome gymnasiums in US correctional centers, you know. You'd told him all this in your emails.
Oh, I know, we said. But why couldn't he just use the gym at Mar a Lago?
You didn't know the answer to that. All you knew is that Sleepy Joe was a terrible choice for prez. The man's as corrupt as they come, you said.
We were a little confused. Sorry, we said, do you mean
Sleepy Joe? He's been campaigning and working as a politician since the early 70s. Everything he's ever said, done or made in cash is on the public record. He's the cleanest politician around, everybody knows that. He's one of the most respected too, Dems and Republicans alike. He works the aisle. He used to catch the train to Congress every day from Delaware. There's not a corrupt bone in the man's body.
We'll soon see about that, you said.
So we did. A fake laptop left with a blind computer repairman, its contents mysteriously ending up with Rudy. Rumours of ten percent to the big guy. A year-long Congressional investigation that sifted through every cent Sleepy ever made and spent, every bank statement, email, text message and witness statement (two convicted of perjury). All found Joe, as predicted, totally clean.
We had to endure your self righteous moralizing or a good three years. What kind of father has a drug addict for a son? You said.
Hard to say, we said. Maybe a son who, at the age of four. was injured in a car accident that killed his mother and left him hospitalized for a year. Maybe one who relapsed after his close brother died of brain cancer. Or maybe just one who, like so many Americans in towns awash with cheap meth, fentanyl and crack, just submit to their inner demons and go with the crowd. After all, you'd been using them for political fodder for a few years yourself.
Meh, you said. Leftie weaksauce pandering. The stern father disciplines the young. Read your Marcus Aurelius.
Oh? We said. Which book?
All of them, you said. So you went with Corrupt Joe, telling anybody who'd listen how awful corruption is, how the immorality weakens society, bribe by bribe, ten percent for this or that, until the whole system is corrupted, one big leftist scam. There's no corruption in Florida, you said. The "noble Ron" has seen to that.
The "noble Ron's" gerrymandered the entire state, we said.
They all do it, you said. They're all as bad as each other. We need the big fella - sorry, Ron D - in Washington to take out the trash.
Then you heard about the pilot logs. You got your hands on a pic of Bill and Hillary on a plane. That changed everything. Have you heard? You asked. This is bigger than we thought. Not only are they gaming the whole system for themselves, they've been flying down to Epstein Island to plot tactics. Fauci, Bill Gates, Hunter Biden, the Clintons, they're all in on it.
This blew your mind. Not only were the leftists controlling the world - Davos, the World Bank, the WTO, even the World
Health Organisation - they were knocking up little girls while they did it. A globalist cabal of truly Satanic dimensions. Despicable stuff.
You are aware your old DL was Jeff's best buddy, right? We said.
Only until the big fella woke up to it all, you said. Once he discovered Jeff was running a child sex-trafficking ring for the leftards, he pulled out.
I see, we said. So if you found out your DL...
Ron D's DL now, you said.
Sorry, if you found out your
old DL was in a child sex-trafficking ring with Jeff and the leftards, that would be a bridge too far, would it?
Don't be redeculous, you said. Donnie never porked any of them himself. He was networking. Besides, women and little girls throw themselves at the big fella all the time. He'd be over it by now. He'd probably have a Diet Coke and wait until he got home to bang his hot babe wife Melania.
I see, we said. So what if you found out the networking was all corruption? They were meeting, as you said, to discuss tactics, force dangerous vaccines on people, control the population, rip off the "noble taxpayer" and suck the government dry?
Of course that's what it was, you said, don't be so naive. They all do it.
So you're okay if the Don does it?
But of course! It's absolutely awesome!
This is the behaviour of the Superior Man.