I just watched a video of Kegseth proclaim that Trump has control over the Strait of Hormuz, not Iran. I guess that explains why no ships are passing through, right?

Shithead is a beating game in which the players try to avoid being the last to get rid of all their cards. The loser typically suffers some forfeit such as having to make the tea, or at least has the job of shuffling and dealing the next hand.

Guess this makes Trump the Shithead