Two days after the Epstein files were released, there came the latest development in what the Metropolitan Police have called a "conspiracy" to firebomb the British Prime Minister's various properties and motor vehicles in north London. It is an unusual "conspiracy" in that, per Scotland Yard's theory of the case, it appears to have been dreamed up by
fetching young Slav twinks who are reported to be "aspiring models", in the way that young black men who meet untimely ends in the United States are all said to be "aspiring rappers".Speaking of ends, timely or otherwise, what do male models do while they're still in the "aspiring" phase? If you've ever met an "aspiring model", you might share my scepticism that these are the lads to whom one would entrust a "conspiracy" to target a G7 head of government. Three of the "men" were born in Ukraine - Petro Pochynok, 35; Stanislav Carpiuc, 27; and Roman Lavrynovych, 21. To date, the fourth's origins have not been disclosed - Israeli? Russian? Uighur? Minnesota Somali? In one of his rare statements on his rare propensity to attract incendiary Ukrainian male models, Sir Keir told the Commons that the firebombings of his many homes represent "an attack on all of us, on democracy and the values that we stand for". So he's bravely taking Roman's candle so that you don't have to.
At any rate, on Sunday the fifth twink dropped. He is reported to be nineteen. Which means he would have been eighteen at the time of the Starmer firebombings last May. Which means he would have been seventeen at the time Sir Keir last lived at the targeted properties.
Hmm. Seventeen. I wonder how old the sixth "aspiring model" will be.
https://www.steynonline.com/15968/the-fifth-twink