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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41702 Gender:	trump 'could' be an astronaut ......... May 2^nd, 2026 at 1:28am he has nowhere near the intelligence Quote: ......... Donald Trump has claimed he would have “no trouble” becoming an astronaut during an Oval Office meeting to honor the Artemis II lunar mission crew on Wednesday (29 April). ....... https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/trump-claims-he-would-have-no-trouble-becom...
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Reply #1 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 1:38am

this is what an astronaut does

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....... In 1999, Koch participated in a student exchange program at the University of Ghana, Legon, where she studied astrophysics. She then enrolled at North Carolina State University in Raleigh, earning Bachelor of Science degrees in electrical engineering and physics in 2001, followed by a Master of Science degree in electrical engineering in 2002.[10][6] In 2001, she completed the NASA Academy program at the Goddard Space Flight Center.[6] Outside of her studies she provided photographs to the Technician and did volunteer work for Habitat for Humanity and Engineers Without Borders.[3] .......

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Koch

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41702 Gender:	Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut ......... Reply #2 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 1:45am https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA221qpA.img
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Marla Gold Member Offline A joint a day keeps the MAGA away Posts: 14815 Colorado Gender:	Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut ......... Reply #3 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 5:24am Yes, I agree. Anything to get Trump off of this planet
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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 28779 Gender:	Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut ......... Reply #4 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 8:27am I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.
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Reply #5 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 9:25am

Sprintcyclist wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 1:28am:

he has nowhere near the intelligence

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......... Donald Trump has claimed he would have “no trouble” becoming an astronaut during an Oval Office meeting to honor the Artemis II lunar mission crew on Wednesday (29 April). .......

https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/trump-claims-he-would-have-no-trouble-becom...

What nonsense. He aced his dementia test.

Why couldn't he pass some silly astronaut test? All they seem to do is float around space taking selfies. How hard is that?

DL has an entire free world to run.

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Reply #6 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 10:17am

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 8:27am:

I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.

They could do that just by reading your posts. Grin

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 152563 Gender:	Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut ......... Reply #7 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 10:48am Those poor astronauts had to hold a straight face in the Oval Office when the rapist made that ridiculous claim. Well done to them. You could see they wanted to be anywhere else but there. I guess the smell from the diaper must be pretty bad too.
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Reply #8 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 10:48am

Leroy wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 10:17am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 8:27am:

I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.

They could do that just by reading your posts. Grin

AI will surpass your posts in another year, dear.

Yes, Master.

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Reply #9 - May 2^nd, 2026 at 11:33am

greggerypeccary wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 10:48am:

Those poor astronauts had to hold a straight face in the Oval Office when the rapist made that ridiculous claim.

Well done to them.

You could see they wanted to be anywhere else but there.

I guess the smell from the diaper must be pretty bad too.

Perhaps it wasn't a "communication glitch" after all?

Mind you, I was always pretty sure it wasn't. Grin

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Reply #10 - May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:01am

Leroy wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 10:17am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 8:27am:

I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.

They could do that just by reading your posts. Grin

True - your responses to them are proof there is no intelligence.

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 119680 Melbourne Gender:	Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut ......... Reply #11 - May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:28am This seems to be a subtle hint of some kind about what President Trump would like to have done.
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Reply #12 - May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:36am

Bobby. wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:28am:

This seems to be a subtle hint of some kind about what President Trump would like to have done.

[url]https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/5e/58/8f/5e588f3bd9f73a0cbebb938
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Can you imagine how quickly and how often his image there would get defaced/damaged?

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Reply #13 - May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:50am

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:36am:

Bobby. wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:28am:

This seems to be a subtle hint of some kind about what President Trump would like to have done.

[url]https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/5e/58/8f/5e588f3bd9f73a0cbebb938
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Can you imagine how quickly and how often his image there would get defaced/damaged?

Maybe -
I checked and it's there:

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116502848851907459

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 119680 Melbourne Gender:	Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut ......... Reply #14 - May 3^rd, 2026 at 8:56am More: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116502756484361615 Trump looks a good weight.
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