greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 30
th, 2026 at 11:42am:
Did he ask Diaper Don why he raised Australian flags in DC instead of the Union Jack?
I'd say Charles would have left that one to Camilla, Greggery.
Oh, how lovely, she would have said to Melania, taking a nibble on her cheeseburger. You've put up flags of
Australia.
Nyet nyet, Melania would have said, thees ees meant to be flag of
England. Now you see what I have to deal with heere.
How peculiar, Camila would have said. What did they think the Southern Cross was?
Gjöd knows, Melania would have said, rolling her eyes. Thees people are möronic.
How sad, Camila would have said, patting Melania's gloved hand. We have these types at home too, you know.
Reetjards?
Well, I believe we call them
disabled. And what do you do here, dear?
I dress.
Oh! And you do that yourself, do you?
I have a
dresser.
How charming. She must love having that job, eh?
He.
Oh, I see. And do you do anything else? Do you have any charities, for example?
Be best.
Best?
Better than everybody. Dress, make mövie, make möney.
I see. The poor like that sort of thing in America, do they?
I don't know.
Still, they did manage to get the Union Jack right. There - it's in the corner of the Australian flag.
Melania would have rolled her eyes again. She neglected to tell Camilla her office was on flag duty.
Only in America, eh?
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