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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #15 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:35pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 5:30pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:34pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:26pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:18pm:

Dear Karnal,
your language seems to revolve around Freudian slips and phallic symbols:

erection instead of election,
Big Donger as your name.

is there something we need to know about? -

is there anything you should be telling us? Undecided

Is there anything in the post you disagree with, Bobby?

Panther has already agreed with our summation, and he's our residential Constitutional expert.

You?

You haven't answered my questions - you go first. Embarrassed

Is there something you need to know about?

Why yes, Bobby. It's in our very OP.

Now you've got your answer, I have mine. When your DL gets impeached, will you support it?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

Dear Karnal,
many blessings.
You haven't really answered me but I think
your opening post shows a highly overactive imagination.

forgiven

namaste

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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #16 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:52pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:35pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 5:30pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:34pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:26pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:18pm:

Dear Karnal,
your language seems to revolve around Freudian slips and phallic symbols:

erection instead of election,
Big Donger as your name.

is there something we need to know about? -

is there anything you should be telling us? Undecided

Is there anything in the post you disagree with, Bobby?

Panther has already agreed with our summation, and he's our residential Constitutional expert.

You?

You haven't answered my questions - you go first. Embarrassed

Is there something you need to know about?

Why yes, Bobby. It's in our very OP.

Now you've got your answer, I have mine. When your DL gets impeached, will you support it?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

Dear Karnal,
many blessings.
You haven't really answered me but I think
your opening post shows a highly overactive imagination.

forgiven

namaste

We answered your question, Bobby. You go first, you said. We did. Now it's your turn to answer.

When your DL gets impeached, will you support it?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #17 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:56pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:10pm:

Israel.

On October 27th, our Zionist friends will vote to chuck out Bibi. Six days later, on November 3rd, our American friends will vote to chuck out MAGA.

And yes, it follows the erection in Hungary, where our Magyar friends chucked out Orban, Vlad's man in NATO and the EU.

The alliance between former Prime Ministers, Naftali Bennett and Yair Lapid, tests Bibi's white-knuckled far-right grip on power. The polls are in their favour. Bennett and Lapid have done this before, teaming up to chuck Bibi out in 2021.

In response, Bibi rallied the most far-right nihilists the world has ever seen, returning to power and appointing the haters to senior government positions. The result is what we see in Israel today: an Apartheid rogue state at permanent war, its leaders indicted for crimes against humanity.

If Bibi goes, it's back to the Israeli courts to stand trial for corruption. Who knows? He may even end up in the Hague.

This is Bibi's last chance. At the end of all this, Bibi could become just another bare bot in the showers.

And if Bibi goes, it's bye bye, Donnie.

After the November election, the Don will stand trial for his own corruption, starting with his impeachment. A referral will be made to the DOJ for criminal prosecution. By now, JD will have made made the inevitable deal to pardon his DL's arse, but do you know?

It would be sweet revenge to decline to do so.

Let's face it, JD hates the big fella almost as much as Melania. Everybody in DL's inner circle does - not one of those hyperbolic sycophants sitting around his cabinet table have any admiration for DL. Individually, he's shafted them all at one time or another. Collectively, they squirm in their seats, listening to his inane ramblings in horror. Like Tucker, they can't wait for the day he becomes irrelevant. They hate him with a passion.

After the mid-terms, the balance of power will swing like an axe. The whole country will be out with pitchforks. Declining to pardon the big fella could be JD's one saving grace. The voters would love him for it - the cabinet even more. It could be JD's only point of difference in the 2028 election: he stands for something, least of all, justice. Accountability. The rule of law.

If Bibi goes down in October, the writing will be on the wall for Donnie. Their fates are interconnected - largely due to all that Israeli cash flowing into the big fella's coffers.

If Bibi goes, Donnie will be next. The whole house will come tumbling down.

2026, the year the world came home.

What a swell party it is, no?

The wee Groom of the Stool speaketh.

Ten rupee give him.

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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 119398 Melbourne Gender:	Re: The erection that REALLY counts Reply #18 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:05pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:52pm: We answered your question, Bobby. You go first, you said. We did. Now it's your turn to answer. When your DL gets impeached, will you support it? A simple yes or no will suffice. They already impeached him twice before but nothing became of it.
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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #19 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:16pm

Frank wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:10pm:

Israel.

On October 27th, our Zionist friends will vote to chuck out Bibi. Six days later, on November 3rd, our American friends will vote to chuck out MAGA.

And yes, it follows the erection in Hungary, where our Magyar friends chucked out Orban, Vlad's man in NATO and the EU.

The alliance between former Prime Ministers, Naftali Bennett and Yair Lapid, tests Bibi's white-knuckled far-right grip on power. The polls are in their favour. Bennett and Lapid have done this before, teaming up to chuck Bibi out in 2021.

In response, Bibi rallied the most far-right nihilists the world has ever seen, returning to power and appointing the haters to senior government positions. The result is what we see in Israel today: an Apartheid rogue state at permanent war, its leaders indicted for crimes against humanity.

If Bibi goes, it's back to the Israeli courts to stand trial for corruption. Who knows? He may even end up in the Hague.

This is Bibi's last chance. At the end of all this, Bibi could become just another bare bot in the showers.

And if Bibi goes, it's bye bye, Donnie.

After the November election, the Don will stand trial for his own corruption, starting with his impeachment. A referral will be made to the DOJ for criminal prosecution. By now, JD will have made made the inevitable deal to pardon his DL's arse, but do you know?

It would be sweet revenge to decline to do so.

Let's face it, JD hates the big fella almost as much as Melania. Everybody in DL's inner circle does - not one of those hyperbolic sycophants sitting around his cabinet table have any admiration for DL. Individually, he's shafted them all at one time or another. Collectively, they squirm in their seats, listening to his inane ramblings in horror. Like Tucker, they can't wait for the day he becomes irrelevant. They hate him with a passion.

After the mid-terms, the balance of power will swing like an axe. The whole country will be out with pitchforks. Declining to pardon the big fella could be JD's one saving grace. The voters would love him for it - the cabinet even more. It could be JD's only point of difference in the 2028 election: he stands for something, least of all, justice. Accountability. The rule of law.

If Bibi goes down in October, the writing will be on the wall for Donnie. Their fates are interconnected - largely due to all that Israeli cash flowing into the big fella's coffers.

If Bibi goes, Donnie will be next. The whole house will come tumbling down.

2026, the year the world came home.

What a swell party it is, no?

The wee Groom of the Stool speaketh.

Ten rupee give him.

Who will you be supporting in the Israeli erection, dear boy? In fact, you will you be supporting in the US mid-terms?

I must say, it's a good thing you don't get to vote here. And back home, your fellow Danish-enthusiasts went for Mette.

It's most peculiar. After twenty years of bleating about the dearth of Western civilisation, what have you got to show for it?

Albo, Kier, Carney, and after Bibi and your DL goes down, the usual crew of moderates sent in to clean up the carnage you invoked into being.

Endless wars, social division, economic devastation and lies.

This time, old boy, you won't get another chance. We're onto you.

Ever get the feeling you've been forked?

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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #20 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:17pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:05pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:52pm:

We answered your question, Bobby. You go first, you said. We did. Now it's your turn to answer.

When your DL gets impeached, will you support it?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

They already impeached him twice before but
nothing became of it. Roll Eyes

A simple yes or no will suffice.

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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #21 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:22pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:17pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:05pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:52pm:

We answered your question, Bobby. You go first, you said. We did. Now it's your turn to answer.

When your DL gets impeached, will you support it?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

They already impeached him twice before but
nothing became of it. Roll Eyes

A simple yes or no will suffice.

You'll have to wait till we read the articles of impeachment first.

Google AI:

Articles of impeachment are formal written statements detailing the specific charges against a federal official, serving as the constitutional equivalent of an indictment in a criminal trial. In the United States federal government, the House of Representatives holds the sole power to draft and vote on these articles, which must be approved by a simple majority to officially impeach the official.

Once adopted by the House, the articles are sent to the Senate, which conducts a trial to determine if the official should be removed from office. Conviction and removal require a two-thirds supermajority vote of the Senators present. The charges typically cite "Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors," with specific articles addressing offenses such as abuse of power, obstruction of justice, or violation of constitutional rights.

Recent and historical examples include:

Pete Hegseth: House Democrats recently introduced articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, citing abuse of office.

Donald Trump: In 2025, H.Res.353 introduced seven articles against President Trump, including charges of obstruction of justice, usurpation of appropriations power, and tyranny.

Donald Trump (2019): The House impeached President Trump on two articles: abuse of power and obstruction of Congress.

Richard Nixon: The Judiciary Committee approved three articles in 1974 (obstruction of justice, violation of citizen rights, and abuse of power), but Nixon resigned before the full House voted.

Bill Clinton: Impeached in 1999 on two articles: perjury and obstruction of justice.

Andrew Johnson: Impeached in 1868 on 11 articles, primarily concerning the violation of the Tenure of Office Act, but acquitted by the Senate.

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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #22 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:24pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:17pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:05pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:52pm:

We answered your question, Bobby. You go first, you said. We did. Now it's your turn to answer.

When your DL gets impeached, will you support it?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

They already impeached him twice before but
nothing became of it. Roll Eyes

A simple yes or no will suffice.

You'll have to wait till we read the articles of impeachment first.

Google AI:

Articles of impeachment are formal written statements detailing the specific charges against a federal official, serving as the constitutional equivalent of an indictment in a criminal trial. In the United States federal government, the House of Representatives holds the sole power to draft and vote on these articles, which must be approved by a simple majority to officially impeach the official.

Once adopted by the House, the articles are sent to the Senate, which conducts a trial to determine if the official should be removed from office. Conviction and removal require a two-thirds supermajority vote of the Senators present. The charges typically cite "Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors," with specific articles addressing offenses such as abuse of power, obstruction of justice, or violation of constitutional rights.

Recent and historical examples include:

Pete Hegseth: House Democrats recently introduced articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, citing abuse of office.

Donald Trump: In 2025, H.Res.353 introduced seven articles against President Trump, including charges of obstruction of justice, usurpation of appropriations power, and tyranny.

Donald Trump (2019): The House impeached President Trump on two articles: abuse of power and obstruction of Congress.

Richard Nixon: The Judiciary Committee approved three articles in 1974 (obstruction of justice, violation of citizen rights, and abuse of power), but Nixon resigned before the full House voted.

Bill Clinton: Impeached in 1999 on two articles: perjury and obstruction of justice.

Andrew Johnson: Impeached in 1868 on 11 articles, primarily concerning the violation of the Tenure of Office Act, but acquitted by the Senate.

A simple yes or no will suffice.

Can't do it, can you?

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Re: The erection that REALLY counts
Reply #23 - Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:50pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:16pm:

Frank wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:10pm:

Israel.

On October 27th, our Zionist friends will vote to chuck out Bibi. Six days later, on November 3rd, our American friends will vote to chuck out MAGA.

And yes, it follows the erection in Hungary, where our Magyar friends chucked out Orban, Vlad's man in NATO and the EU.

The alliance between former Prime Ministers, Naftali Bennett and Yair Lapid, tests Bibi's white-knuckled far-right grip on power. The polls are in their favour. Bennett and Lapid have done this before, teaming up to chuck Bibi out in 2021.

In response, Bibi rallied the most far-right nihilists the world has ever seen, returning to power and appointing the haters to senior government positions. The result is what we see in Israel today: an Apartheid rogue state at permanent war, its leaders indicted for crimes against humanity.

If Bibi goes, it's back to the Israeli courts to stand trial for corruption. Who knows? He may even end up in the Hague.

This is Bibi's last chance. At the end of all this, Bibi could become just another bare bot in the showers.

And if Bibi goes, it's bye bye, Donnie.

After the November election, the Don will stand trial for his own corruption, starting with his impeachment. A referral will be made to the DOJ for criminal prosecution. By now, JD will have made made the inevitable deal to pardon his DL's arse, but do you know?

It would be sweet revenge to decline to do so.

Let's face it, JD hates the big fella almost as much as Melania. Everybody in DL's inner circle does - not one of those hyperbolic sycophants sitting around his cabinet table have any admiration for DL. Individually, he's shafted them all at one time or another. Collectively, they squirm in their seats, listening to his inane ramblings in horror. Like Tucker, they can't wait for the day he becomes irrelevant. They hate him with a passion.

After the mid-terms, the balance of power will swing like an axe. The whole country will be out with pitchforks. Declining to pardon the big fella could be JD's one saving grace. The voters would love him for it - the cabinet even more. It could be JD's only point of difference in the 2028 election: he stands for something, least of all, justice. Accountability. The rule of law.

If Bibi goes down in October, the writing will be on the wall for Donnie. Their fates are interconnected - largely due to all that Israeli cash flowing into the big fella's coffers.

If Bibi goes, Donnie will be next. The whole house will come tumbling down.

2026, the year the world came home.

What a swell party it is, no?

The wee Groom of the Stool speaketh.

Ten rupee give him.

Who will you be supporting in the Israeli erection, dear boy? In fact, you will you be supporting in the US mid-terms?

I must say, it's a good thing you don't get to vote here. And back home, your fellow Danish-enthusiasts went for Mette.

It's most peculiar. After twenty years of bleating about the dearth of Western civilisation, what have you got to show for it?

Albo, Kier, Carney, and after Bibi and your DL goes down, the usual crew of moderates sent in to clean up the carnage you invoked into being.

Endless wars, social division, economic devastation and lies.

This time, old boy, you won't get another chance. We're onto you.

Ever get the feeling you've been forked?

The menacing Groom of the Stool.

85 and still grimacing.

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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 119398 Melbourne Gender:	Re: The erection that REALLY counts Reply #24 - Apr 28^th, 2026 at 11:38am Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:24pm: A simple yes or no will suffice. Can't do it, can you? You can't read: You'll have to wait till we read the articles of impeachment first.
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