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Emerging Chinese Lesbian Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 324 Gender:	MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged. https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part
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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #1 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:13am

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am:

As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #2 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:14am

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:13am:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am:

As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.

Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

Grin

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Reply #3 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:19am

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:13am:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am:

As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.

Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

Grin

Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #4 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:20am

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am:

As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Those maxi-pads are wonderful things.

In just two days they can completely heal an ear that has been "pierced by a bullet".

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Leroy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4821 Gender:	Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake Reply #5 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:24am greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:20am: Those maxi-pads are wonderful things. I'm so glad for you.
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Reply #6 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:32am

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:13am:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am:

As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.

Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

Grin

Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.

Is that the war over Iran's non nuclear deal that Trump cancelled in his first disgraceful term ?

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #7 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:38am

Dnarever wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:32am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:13am:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am:

As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.

Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

Grin

Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.

Is that the war over Iran's non nuclear deal that Trump cancelled in his first disgraceful term ?

No its the war over the regime in Iran slaughtered 42,000 innocent protesters, but I get it, slaughtering 42,000 inocent protesters is nothing in your books and should be acceptable and let the UN do nothing about it. Europe sent a letter to Iran telling that killing 42,000 protesters is pretty harsh but not worth risking losing your oil over.

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #8 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:47pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:38am:

Dnarever wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:32am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:13am:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 11:01am:

As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.

Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

Grin

Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.

Is that the war over Iran's non nuclear deal that Trump cancelled in his first disgraceful term ?

No its the war over the regime in Iran slaughtered 42,000 innocent protesters, but I get it, slaughtering 42,000 inocent protesters is nothing in your books and should be acceptable and let the UN do nothing about it. Europe sent a letter to Iran telling that killing 42,000 protesters is pretty harsh but not worth risking losing your oil over.

Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?

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Leroy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4821 Gender:	Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake Reply #9 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:56pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:47pm: Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them? BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.
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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #10 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:37pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:47pm:

Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?

BOOM

that was the only letter ayatollah received.

No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #11 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:46pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:47pm:

Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?

BOOM

that was the only letter ayatollah received.

No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?

I have no illusions, life is finite.

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #12 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:51pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:47pm:

Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?

BOOM

that was the only letter ayatollah received.

No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?

I have no illusions, life is finite.

Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #13 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:57pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:47pm:

Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?

BOOM

that was the only letter ayatollah received.

No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?

I have no illusions, life is finite.

Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.

I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.

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Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Reply #14 - Apr 18^th, 2026 at 4:14pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:57pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 12:47pm:

Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?

BOOM

that was the only letter ayatollah received.

No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?

I have no illusions, life is finite.

Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.

I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.

No no, it's a simple question, Biggest. BOOM is incorrect.

Would you like to have one last try?

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