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HEGSETH Quotes PULP FICTION Thinking it Scripture
Apr 17^th, 2026 at 6:12am

Why is it that drunks always want to lead us in prayer?

"The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men," Hegseth prayed. "

"Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee, and amen."

https://www.9news.com.au/world/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-bible-verse-pentagon-se...

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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 28650 Gender:	Re: HEGSETH Quotes PULP FICTION Thinking it Scripture Reply #1 - Apr 17^th, 2026 at 7:13am Dumbass!
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Reply #3 - Apr 17^th, 2026 at 11:45am

I hear Pete also asked the audience;

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

No, they said.

A Royale with cheese.

The audience stared at him.

And you know why they call it that? He asked.

Someone in the audience put their hand up.

Yes? He said.

Because of the metric system?

Check out the brain on Brett! He said. You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system.

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Big Donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 102340	Re: HEGSETH Quotes PULP FICTION Thinking it Scripture Reply #4 - Apr 17^th, 2026 at 11:48am greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 17^th, 2026 at 7:50am: A drunk, a war criminal, and an utter moron It's not Pete's fault, Greggery. He needed to lead the audience in prayer. He thought Grok would give him a proper Bible verse.
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Reply #5 - Apr 17^th, 2026 at 12:26pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 17^th, 2026 at 11:45am:

I hear Pete also asked the audience;

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

No, they said.

A Royale with cheese.

The audience stared at him.

And you know why they call it that? He asked.

Someone in the audience put their hand up.

Yes? He said.

Because of the metric system?

Check out the brain on Brett! He said. You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system.

He told 'em a few jokes too.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.

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Reply #7 - Apr 17^th, 2026 at 5:24pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 17^th, 2026 at 12:26pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 17^th, 2026 at 11:45am:

I hear Pete also asked the audience;

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

No, they said.

A Royale with cheese.

The audience stared at him.

And you know why they call it that? He asked.

Someone in the audience put their hand up.

Yes? He said.

Because of the metric system?

Check out the brain on Brett! He said. You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system.

He told 'em a few jokes too.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.

That's just silly, Greggery. I'm sure the audience knew he was just having a bit of fun - the fake news, not so much.

Pete's message was deeply serious. The US military has God on its side. Pete will strike down upon America's enemies with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And they will know his name is the Lord when he lays his vengeance upon them, believe me. Amen.

The audience politely replied. Amen. The fakers weren't too happy, that I can assure you. Pete's message was directed at them.

FAKE NEWS !!!

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Reply #9 - Apr 20^th, 2026 at 10:06am

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 17^th, 2026 at 7:50am:

A drunk, a war criminal, and an utter moron Roll Eyes

He is also breaking the law. There's a law called the Presidential Records Act, which requires everyone from Trump and Vance to all his cabinet members and even people like the WH Chief of Staff, etc to keep all of their e-mails, letters, notes, text messages, memos and other forms of correspondence or note taking. They are required to be kept by law, and after a set period of time (I think it's 3 years), they must be made available to the public. Hegseth is already breaking the law because he's using Signal, which is encrypted and automatically deletes messages. That's illegal.

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Reply #10 - Apr 20^th, 2026 at 11:50am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 18^th, 2026 at 3:28am:

HEGSETH does not Think

That's right. He's a man of FAITH, no?

Let us pray. And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy Our brothers. And they will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon them.

Amen.

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