aquascoot wrote on Apr 24^th, 2026 at 4:46pm:


Oh, I know. Frannie was bitching about endless wars, as you do.

So, we said, you were wrong about exporting Freeeeedom to the Muselman, were you?

Just soooo, he said. How wrong we were! However could we think they'd accept our generous olive branch?

What, we said, carpetbombing, invading and cestereting them? Oh ja, we said, how could you ever think they'd take to that?

Such ungrateful bastards, the old boy said. Trust your Muselman. Typical.

So, we said, you've learned your lesson, have you?

Yes, he said. We have learned. Always absolutely never again.

So, when your DL invades the Muselman, you'll beg to differ, will you?

...

Old boy? We said. Are you there?

And with that, he was gone.

Poof! Back to where he came from.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 24^th, 2026 at 11:26am:




I'm like the Fonz,

I can't ever be wrong.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 24^th, 2026 at 9:49pm:



But the Fonz can never be wrong.   

Big Donger wrote on Apr 25^th, 2026 at 8:56am:


He has a constitutional right not to if he wants.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 25^th, 2026 at 9:30am:


That's not a constitutional right, Bobby.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 25^th, 2026 at 11:28am:


We never had it in the constitution, Bobby.

Leroy wrote on Apr 25^th, 2026 at 9:28am:


And you have the constitutional right to pretend to call yourself Leroy and cash in on Google ads, dear.

You'll never fess up. Bobby's a different kettle of fish. He's a man of peace, you see. We've been reading his ernest pleas for peace since his Master was here, granting him knighthoods.

We've been reading his impassioned debates with FD since 2007, his calls to get out of Iraq and Afghanistan, his impassioned condemnation of Israeli genocide and Russian war crimes, not to mention his reason for supporting DL - to stop WWIII.

Bobby's a bit of a troll, but the one thing that really gets up his craw is endless war. DL, he said, would fix Gaza and Ukraine on day one. He's the only prez to have started no new wars.

Oh? We said. Whatabout Sleepy Joe and Hussein Obama?

Apart from them, Bobby said. DL's a negotiator, a peacemaker.

Strange, we said. I hear he wants Greenland.

He's just having a laugh, Bobby said. DL's a bit of a kidder.

Yes, but what about Iran? He tore up Obama's nukes deal.

So? Bobby said. He's not going to invade Iran, now is he? That would be redeculous.

Strange, we said. He's just invaded Venezuela.

That's nothing, Bobby said.

Oh look, we said. He's just invaded Iran.

Okay, Bobby said, but he must have just woken up on the wrong side of bed or something. It'll be over in six weeks, he said, you'll see.

And if it's not?

It will.

But if it's not?

I'll be done, Bobby said. No more DL for me, I'll be out.

So there you have it, Leroy. We all know you have no integrity, but we've been following Bobby for years. He's the real deal, dear.

He said.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 25^th, 2026 at 5:19pm:


Oh, Bobby. You silly boy.

Trump didn't say that at all.

It's from The Prophet's Song on Queen's 1975 album A Night At The Opera.