aquascoot wrote on Apr 12
th, 2026 at 1:47pm:
Big Donger wrote on Apr 12
th, 2026 at 1:24pm:
Poof! Bobby's gone. You get that.
Here's Candice, showing off her low IQ.
Right now, DL's down in Mar a Lago tuning in, nodding off and dropping out. One assumes he's plotting his next Truth Social post.
This week, his two weeks will be up. In return for his jolly endless war, Iran will own the Strait. America will hand it over, along with the palates of cash from Iran's frozen assets. Iran's sanctions will be lifted, its oil back on the market. And yes, they'll probably agree to put a hold on their nuclear weapons program.
You know, just like they did under Obama's Iran nukes deal.
DL will announce a win. The era of freedom of the seas, the peaceful rules-based order and global free trade will be over. Chi-na will be free to shut the South China Sea, Vlad can close the Baltic.
Candice, Tucker and Megyn Kelly, blood coming out of her wherever, all totally owned. Who knows? DL might even get a zinger in about Rosie O'Donnell.
DL can sign off, get out and be done with all this Iranian nation-building. He might still end their civilisation, we'll have to wait and see what happens.
Americans will be free to get back to business. The fakers can focus on something else. Congress can get back onto the Epstein files again.
Melania's just cleared things up, so that helped. DL thanked her on
Truth Social.
We'll win so much well grow tired of winning, no?
Yeah. Donnys got some issues.
Sad for YOU that he is still very much going to dominate your future.
I guess you must feel kind of impotent about that
The one you so dismissively refer to as "Donnie", dear, is nowhere in the post you've mentioned. You may be hallucinating, it's a bit hard to tell.
In summation, we've raised:
Bobby - poof! Nowhere to be seen.
Candice, total low IQ.
Negotiations currently underway with JD, off in Islamabad, currently being reamed by the Muselman.
Tucker, Megyn and Rosie O'Donnell were mentioned briefly, but I think we got away with it.
Now, the above post deals with negotiations for for peace in the Middle East, passage through the Hormuz Strait, the cancellation of Obama's JCPOA and the payoff: the imminent end of free maritime passage in international waters, an international right since 1945.
This right is fundamental to the so-called
Pax Americana, the security of global trade, the global rules-based order and the maintenance of what we centrists refer to as Western civilisation.
One would have thought this might invoke a considered response, but no.
Instead, you've posted your standard out-of-office reply to any mention of global affairs, politics or the leadership of the free world: a quick one-liner about "Donnie", so sad and "YOU", an ever-growing list that includes Candice, Tucker, Megyn, Alex and, one hastens to mention, Rosie O'Donnell.
So I'm curious. How do you expect your TDS defence to work when the entire MAGA base has come down with the illness?
How can a strategy for deflection dreamed up back in 2016 continue to work for more than a decade of repeated daily use?
You've tried
rigged witch hunt,
four-dimensional chess,
a bit of harmless bullshitartistry,
we'll need to wait and see what happens,
so unfair, even
Armageddonism.
You've even had bouts of TDS yourself, swearing off DL to back the "noble Ron D". You quickly forgot who you were supporting and found yourself back on the kool aid again, using the exact same tricks as if nothing had happened.
Why fight it? You can see where this is heading. Isn't it about time you just came out and said it?
You don't even need to post words - a simple gasp. Sure it'll hurt a bit, but it'll be over in a sec, you'll see. Think of it as your first covid shot.
Just say ah.
You still don't get it , ...
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