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Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:26pm
 
Tucker Carlson



Megyn Kelly



Dave Smith



Joe Rogan



Piers Morgan



Alex Jones



Nick Fuentes



Candice Owens



Some are calling for the 25th, others want impeachment, if not assassination. All are hissing, frothing and nashing away, copping the clicks, counting the eyeballs and raking in the rev, but do you know?

Not one of them has fessed up and said sorry, smarties, you warned us all along. If it wasn't for us, he wouldn't be there in the first place. We'd have a normal American prez, a fabbo economy and a fun, happy country everybody wants to come to.

In fact, America would still be number one, a respectable global hegemon, everybody's friend and ally. But no, thanks to them, Americans voted for a genocidal maniac - a DL who swears on Easter Sunday, in all-caps, threatening crimes against humanity.

I don't know about you, leftards, but there's no coming back from this one. Not even a sanctimonious lecture on Christian virtues by Tucker, or a handwringing man-splain by Joe Rogan, not even Alex Jones crying in his car.

Not even Piers, giving up his phony both-sides schtick for a minute to lay down the facts and set the record straight. We haven't seen Piers this energised since Harry and Megan went on Oprah.

Betrayal, it would seem, releases a powerful primal instinct, one that invokes clarity and anger in equal measure. They've repressed the cognitive dissonance for so long, it is now being released as catharsis. But unlike the mindless hysteria that brought the cult into existence in the first place - the xenophobia, the political hatred and violence, the attacks on factchecked media, the rule of law and, on Jan 6, the political system itself - we're seeing a strange return to reason.

Those who deliberately deceived their audiences to vote for DL are now returning to reality with a vengeance, one arguably stronger than the grift that drove them in the first place.

Sure, it is hard to imagine someone like Tucker, the guy who sold us the merits of Putin's Russia and the economic benefits of authoritarianism, suddenly coming clean. Or Marjorie Taylor Greene, who pushed secret, Rothschild-funded space lasers starting Californian wildfires, telling it like it is.

The one thing that united all these disparate voices was DL. In layman's terms, that means ambition. Alone, Trump stands for nothing. There's no consistent message or ideology, other than being a complete and utter bastard.

That explains how the Bible belt could come on board so easily. For shape-shifting preppies like Tucker, however, it required a little contortion. It wasn't easy, he explained, apologising for some of his histrionic behaviour behind the scenes at Fox. He hated DL with a passion, he said. How would you feel if you had to go on air five nights a week and lie?

For Marjorie, it was a little more complicated. Marjorie was pure of heart, but driven with a vengeance. She wanted the cabal of kiddie fiddlers at the centre of global power rounded up, arrested and executed. Marjorie's priority was taking down Hunter Biden.

Then there's the True Believers, self-confessed Nazis like Nick Fuentes. Nick rallied the far-right extremists, the skinheads, Aryan Nation affiliates and would-be members of the KKK. We say would-be, because most of them were gamers who never left the house. None of them had ever voted before. Nick brought them all over to Trump.

Nick was introduced to Trump by Kanye West, a black singer/songwriter. Like Nick, Ye thinks Hitler was cool too. A black Nazi?

Sure. Ye, being in showbiz and everything, hates Jews. He gave up his surname West, describing it as a "slave name". Ye helped bring the black anti-Semites over to Trump, the same candidate who took $280 mil from the Zionist megadonor, Miriam Adelson. So no, of course it doesn't make any sense, it just happens to be true.

The anti-Semitic influencer Candice Owens also swallowed her "principles" to back DL. There's no way she could endorse a politician like Karmala Harris, she said, it wouldn't be right. If there's one thing black Nazis hate more than Jews, it's black politicians.

As you can see, the MAGA fault-lines and grievances had to come to a head eventually, but the one thing they all counted on was this: they all thought DL would do absolutely nothing, just like his first term.

Yes, despite DL saying he'd do lots of brave, bold things like destroy the US government, hand out cash to himself and his friends the billionaires, kill illegals, deport US citizens, start lots of new endless wars, tariff the entire world and be a dictator on day one, nobody thought he'd actually do it.

Shurely shome mishtake, eh? Deep down, I'm sure they feel really bad.

You?
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Reply #1 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:44pm
 
DL's a little bit miffed, as you'd expect. His explanation?

Low IQs. They don't have what it takes, clearly. They never did.

Except when DL spent all those hours in their studios, chewing the fat.

DL could get them back on side, of course - if he wasn't too busy leading WORLD and Country affairs.

And sitting up all night writing this - his longest Truth yet.

WITCH HUNT !!!
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Reply #2 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:50pm
 
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:44pm:
DL's a little bit miffed, as you'd expect. They inspired his longest Truth yet.

His explanation? Low IQs.

They don't have what it takes, clearly. They never did.

Except when DL spent all those hours in their studios, chewing the fat.

WITCH HUNT !!!




yep - life is tough when you're a genius like Trump.
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Reply #3 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:55pm
 

Oh boy.

Trump's dementia really is out of control now.

That "Truth" post reads like it was written by a 10-year-old boy girl whose friends didn't invite him to their birthday parties.

And the irony of Trump saying others are "low IQ" is truly delicious.
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Reply #4 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:59pm
 
Perhaps the doctors told him some bad news at his recent visit.
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Reply #5 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:00pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:55pm:
Oh boy.

Trump's dementia really is out of control now.

That "Truth" post reads like it was written by a 10-year-old boy girl whose friends didn't invite him to their birthday parties.

And the irony of Trump saying others are "low IQ" is truly delicious.


Too many dashes in there to not set off the AI alert...
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Reply #6 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:05pm
 

Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO

It may be time to put Grandpa up in a home.

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Reply #7 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:13pm
 
He's a funny guy.
Very  uninhibited.
Self amused.
Playful.


The chodes like safety and comfort.

Donny likes  danger and wild behaviour.

This really triggers the timid chodes  Smiley
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Reply #8 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:20pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:50pm:
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:44pm:
DL's a little bit miffed, as you'd expect. They inspired his longest Truth yet.

His explanation? Low IQs.

They don't have what it takes, clearly. They never did.

Except when DL spent all those hours in their studios, chewing the fat.

WITCH HUNT !!!




yep - life is tough when you're a genius like Trump.


Oh? You've gone yourself, no? Poof!

Here today, gone tomorrow, Bobby.

Tell us why you no longer support DL.
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Reply #9 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:54pm
 
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:20pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:50pm:
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:44pm:
DL's a little bit miffed, as you'd expect. They inspired his longest Truth yet.

His explanation? Low IQs.

They don't have what it takes, clearly. They never did.

Except when DL spent all those hours in their studios, chewing the fat.

WITCH HUNT !!!




yep - life is tough when you're a genius like Trump.


Oh? You've gone yourself, no? Poof!

Here today, gone tomorrow, Bobby.

Tell us why you no longer support DL.




Does support mean " pay attention to " ?

It certainly does!!!!.

Which makes you gweg skippy and sprint amongst his biggest supporters .

Why do YOU support him karmal?

Man crush ?
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Reply #10 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:58pm
 
SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:59pm:
Perhaps the doctors told him some bad news at his recent visit.


Explains why Alex Jones wants the 25th invoked. And do you know?

It's a distinct possibility.

Think on it, after the mid terms, the Dems will have a majority in both houses. After they're sworn in in January, 2027, the US will have been at war for nine months. Iran will be calling the shots, raking in billions each month from their new toll booth in the Strait. Iran will be taunting the US. Fuel prices will be at record highs.

Israel will still be marauding through Lebanon, and by then, possibly Iraq and Syria, if not Turkey. Trump will still be sitting on his hands, funding Israel's weapons, taking selfies with Bibi and looking like a total chump.

Americans will be exhausted from endless war, working extra hours to pay for their inflated fuel and grocery prices, medicines, health care and increased interest on their mortgages.

I'm assuming the US will no longer be in NATO. Military families and the political class will know what that means for global security, and that's IF the world isn't already dragged into a world war.

By January 2027, the entire country will be over DL. Half the cabinet will be new, the rest fired. Most of the new reps and senators will have campaigned on impeaching Trump. His Truth Social rants will have become even more deranged. The base will have whittled down to 30% - even they won't turn, but they'll have no legitimacy whatsoever.

Invoking the 25th would be a mere administrative move, and a quick way to restore a semblance of order to the country. Alex Jones won't be the only one calling for it. JD would be the only hope the GOP have of clinging onto power for another two years. If he invoked the 25th, he'd be a national hero.

I think it's a smart move.
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Reply #11 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:04pm
 
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:58pm:
SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:59pm:
Perhaps the doctors told him some bad news at his recent visit.


Explains why Alex Jones wants the 25th invoked. And do you know?

It's a distinct possibility.

Think on it, after the mid terms, the Dems will have a majority in both houses. After they're sworn in in January, 2027, the US will have been at war for nine months. Iran will be calling the shots, raking in billions each month from their new toll booth in the Strait. Iran will be taunting the US. Fuel prices will be at record highs.

Israel will still be marauding through Lebanon, and by then, possibly Iraq and Syria, if not Turkey. Trump will still be sitting on his hands, funding Israel's weapons, taking selfies with Bibi and looking like a total chump.

Americans will be exhausted from endless war, working extra hours to pay for their inflated fuel and grocery prices, medicines, health care and increased interest on their mortgages.

I'm assuming the US will no longer be in NATO. Military families and the political class will know what that means for global security, and that's IF the world isn't already dragged into a world war.

By January 2027, the entire country will be over DL. Half the cabinet will be new, the rest fired. Most of the new reps and senators will have campaigned on impeaching Trump. His Truth Social rants will have become even more deranged. The base will have whittled down to 30% - even they won't turn, but they'll have no legitimacy whatsoever.

Invoking the 25th would be a mere administrative move, and a quick way to restore a semblance of order to the country. Alex Jones won't be the only one calling for it. JD would be the only hope the GOP have of clinging onto power for another two years. If he invoked the 25th, he'd be a national hero.

I think it's a smart move.



Are you siding with Alex Jones  Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #12 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:06pm
 
aquascoot wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:54pm:
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:20pm:
Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:50pm:
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:44pm:
DL's a little bit miffed, as you'd expect. They inspired his longest Truth yet.

His explanation? Low IQs.

They don't have what it takes, clearly. They never did.

Except when DL spent all those hours in their studios, chewing the fat.

WITCH HUNT !!!




yep - life is tough when you're a genius like Trump.


Oh? You've gone yourself, no? Poof!

Here today, gone tomorrow, Bobby.

Tell us why you no longer support DL.




Does support mean " pay attention to " ?

It certainly does!!!!.

Which makes you gweg skippy and sprint amongst his biggest supporters .

Why do YOU support him karmal?

Man crush ?


Who he?

I'm not sure who you mean, dear. We're here to discuss the hypocritical suck-holes and sycophants who drift with the tide.

Bobby knows who I mean. He seems to have disappeared.

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Reply #13 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:06pm
 
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:58pm:
SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:59pm:
Perhaps the doctors told him some bad news at his recent visit.


Explains why Alex Jones wants the 25th invoked. And do you know?

It's a distinct possibility.

Think on it, after the mid terms, the Dems will have a majority in both houses. After they're sworn in in January, 2027, the US will have been at war for nine months. Iran will be calling the shots, raking in billions each month from their new toll booth in the Strait. Iran will be taunting the US. Fuel prices will be at record highs.

Israel will still be marauding through Lebanon, and by then, possibly Iraq and Syria, if not Turkey. Trump will still be sitting on his hands, funding Israel's weapons, taking selfies with Bibi and looking like a total chump.

Americans will be exhausted from endless war, working extra hours to pay for their inflated fuel and grocery prices, medicines, health care and increased interest on their mortgages.

I'm assuming the US will no longer be in NATO. Military families and the political class will know what that means for global security, and that's IF the world isn't already dragged into a world war.

By January 2027, the entire country will be over DL. Half the cabinet will be new, the rest fired. Most of the new reps and senators will have campaigned on impeaching Trump. His Truth Social rants will have become even more deranged. The base will have whittled down to 30% - even they won't turn, but they'll have no legitimacy whatsoever.

Invoking the 25th would be a mere administrative move, and a quick way to restore a semblance of order to the country. Alex Jones won't be the only one calling for it. JD would be the only hope the GOP have of clinging onto power for another two years. If he invoked the 25th, he'd be a national hero.

I think it's a smart move.


Indeed.

Now we just need JD to grow a spine and Usha to give him his balls back (when she's finished skydiving???).

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Reply #14 - Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:12pm
 
aquascoot wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:04pm:
Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:58pm:
SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:59pm:
Perhaps the doctors told him some bad news at his recent visit.


Explains why Alex Jones wants the 25th invoked. And do you know?

It's a distinct possibility.

Think on it, after the mid terms, the Dems will have a majority in both houses. After they're sworn in in January, 2027, the US will have been at war for nine months. Iran will be calling the shots, raking in billions each month from their new toll booth in the Strait. Iran will be taunting the US. Fuel prices will be at record highs.

Israel will still be marauding through Lebanon, and by then, possibly Iraq and Syria, if not Turkey. Trump will still be sitting on his hands, funding Israel's weapons, taking selfies with Bibi and looking like a total chump.

Americans will be exhausted from endless war, working extra hours to pay for their inflated fuel and grocery prices, medicines, health care and increased interest on their mortgages.

I'm assuming the US will no longer be in NATO. Military families and the political class will know what that means for global security, and that's IF the world isn't already dragged into a world war.

By January 2027, the entire country will be over DL. Half the cabinet will be new, the rest fired. Most of the new reps and senators will have campaigned on impeaching Trump. His Truth Social rants will have become even more deranged. The base will have whittled down to 30% - even they won't turn, but they'll have no legitimacy whatsoever.

Invoking the 25th would be a mere administrative move, and a quick way to restore a semblance of order to the country. Alex Jones won't be the only one calling for it. JD would be the only hope the GOP have of clinging onto power for another two years. If he invoked the 25th, he'd be a national hero.

I think it's a smart move.



Are you siding with Alex Jones  Cheesy Cheesy


But of course. I agree with everything he has to say in the broadcast posted.



As Jones says, the entire cabinet agrees.

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