So I shot him off an email to find out what's going on.

" We are down here at mar el lago celebrating the tremendous end to this war.
The profits I made off short selling oil. There's never been anything like it.
Possibly the biggest profits ever .
20000 % "


Ok but what's the strategy?

" Well you know aqua, my first priority was to end mass immigration worldwide. And we achieved that.
Denmark and italy are banning the burka. Italy is sending all the Africans back. Germany is sending the syrians back. I believe in australia, one nation out polled the liberals at a recent election. So that's a win.

Priority 2 was to end the woke trans stuff. And we are winning there. Most countries have stopped giving puberty blockers to teens. Trans is on the nose
More winning.

Priority 3 was to get Europe and asia to stop bludging on our military. Because they didn't show up for us, we can now morally cut them adrift.   So much winning for the USA.

And priority 4 was to end the renewables scam. I saw only 7 % of asias and Australians energy was coming from renewables.  Those crazy Aussies. How could I make them realize the climate scam and renewable scam were BS.
Well, maybe give them a little scare  .  They sure know now, how much they rely on fossil fuels. And if the middle east does go to poo, China is wiped out , and we are the drill baby drill USA who now export oil.  "



Ah big fella , you're right.

No one in Australia is talking nett zero now. They are probably going to scrap a lot of the BS climate grift.
Thanks big guy.  What happens in 14 days?.

"Oh I might bomb a few power plants.
Got to keep up the momentum .
Good bye aqua.
Stormy daniels and a few of her pals are over and it's time for me to chill"
Superb , tremendous ratings, possibly the best day ever

Hay albo
Where are you headed on that plane?

To China to secure more solar panels for nett zero or to Singapore to beg for fossil fuels 

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 5:58am:

aqua, there's profits in internet scams. Are you into that? Also stealing pensioners' super is a smart move, using investment schemes.  Go for it. Crime pays.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:09am:



Mental help is required for those who have lost touch with reality.

People like yourself who think posting about Trump on a daily or indeed hourly basis is going to effect change.

See if it's covered by Medicare before you book 

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:34am:


You're posting about emailing Trump and sharing his replies to you...

Is Trump in the room with you now?

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:13am:


So you're just a joke?

Never to be taken seriously?

I'm glad we can agree on that.

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:41am:


Not at all, Sad. Aquascoot's a "noble Armageddonist". They're a pretty serious bunch.

Aquascoot had his self mutilation booked in, then the big fella called the end of civilisation off.

Phew. Aquascoot bought himself another couple of weeks. Donnie didn't reply to his email asking about recipes for white meat.

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:47am:


You need to "pay attention", Proud Gay. Egg prices are so passe.

We're now entering a period of hyper-inflation. It's a little bit nerdy, but low wage-growth and high demand = stagflation. The oil shocks of the 1970s led to the same thing.

Back then, everybody partied, went to the disco. The big fella hung out at Studio 54. Good times.

Then, in the 80s, they caught AIDS and died. It was an important learning moment, a "cautionary tale".

Flares came and went out of style. Donnie's thinking of bringing them back. He's a little bit trendy, that one. He's moved a lotta Village People records, that's for sure.

Aquascoot sent him an email to suggest he go Goth. Donnie said that's JD's thing, so no-go.

WITCH HUNT !!!

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 7:08am:




Albo let our fuel reserves go down to 21 days -

criminal negligence.

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 5:58am:


If nothing else, this should serve as a cautionary message about the dangers of deliberately spraying yourself with something like Roundup on a regular basis.

And also being silly enough to tell everyone on an online forum that you've done it (and telling everyone you believe it's good for you and makes you "stronger" or something).

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm:


You're on the way yourself with your solar panels, dear. Your daughter's off the grid entirely.

Your son-in-law's sharpening his spear for a bit of hunting and gathering. I bet he starts his camp fires with a couple of sticks and a few dry leaves.

In two weeks time, he'll have his camp oven ready to go. Is the plan to do Mrs Scoot too?

You might want to ask her to clear her calendar before the son-in-law's mob gets to work.

The Ipswitch Bowling Club might need to put in an interim treasurer until the annual election. I dread to think what the CWA are going to do for their Tuesday cake stall. Mrs Scoot's pumpkin scones will be sorely missed, no?

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:12pm:


Did you have this in mind when you campaigned for the big fella in 2024, Bobby?

Who will you be rooting for in 2028?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 2:09pm:



Trump has disappointed me - so has Albo -

none of them live up their hype at elections.   

They always do the opposite of what they promise at election time.   

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 3:09pm:


What?

Are you saying you've abandoned all support from henceforth and forthwith?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:37pm:



Dear Karnal,
many blessings.
Now it's just a matter of survival for us all.
It doesn't really matter what you or I think -
the same halfwits will always obtain power and rule the world.


The wheel of fortune keeps turning round
Turning round, turning round.

The hand of fate is on me now
It pick me up and it kicked me right down.

I'm on the run, I hear the hounds
My luck is up, my chips are down.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 7:49pm:



I dunno anymore -
I mean what will I do the next time he says -

" I'm the President of peace - I deserve a Nobel peace prize "

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 8:00pm:


Hard to imagine how he won't receive the NPP now.

I mean, how many school girls does he have to slaughter before the world recognises what a peaceful man he is?

"I am peace"

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 8:26pm:


BiBi is Trump's master.

Mango Mussolini will do anything Netanyahu tells him to do.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 8:26pm:


So you're done. Say that. Tell it like it is.

Piers is done with him. Tucker. Rogan. Even Megyn Kelly, blood coming out of her whatever. The entire base is gone. Ee-gad, this is actual Trump propaganda -  hear it:



Stop mincing, Bobby. Say it.