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Reply #15 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 11:56am

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 11:50am:

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:41am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:13am:

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:36am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:34am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:09am:

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:24am:

Seek mental help.

I honestly think it's too late.

Mental help is required for those who have lost touch with reality.

People like yourself who think posting about Trump on a daily or indeed hourly basis is going to effect change.

See if it's covered by Medicare before you book Grin

You're posting about emailing Trump and sharing his replies to you...

Is Trump in the room with you now?

Why so serious sad Skippy.
The big fella is for entertainment purposes only and a little bit of education.
The education is that politics is corrupt and you need to stand on your own two feet.
A tremendous message.
Possibly the greatest message ever.
1500% better then any other message.
Everyone is saying it.
We ve never seen ratings like for this message

So you're just a joke?

Never to be taken seriously?

Not at all, Sad. Aquascoot's a "noble Armageddonist". They're a pretty serious bunch.

Aquascoot had his self mutilation booked in, then the big fella called the end of civilisation off.

Phew. Aquascoot bought himself another couple of weeks. Donnie didn't reply to his email asking about recipes for white meat.

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

Much better response.

Sometimes I think sad and serious roo and gweggy expend more mental capital worrying about donnys policies then donny himself.

Donnys a bull in a China shop.

Just admire the chaos.

You can't control it.

You're weak and it's strong.

As dirty Harry said " a man's got to know his limitations "

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Reply #16 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 12:05pm

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:47am:

Is OP for real? If so, he is increasingly out of step with Americans who were upset about egg prices back in 2024 and are really losing their schit now.

You need to "pay attention", Proud Gay. Egg prices are so passe.

We're now entering a period of hyper-inflation. It's a little bit nerdy, but low wage-growth and high demand = stagflation. The oil shocks of the 1970s led to the same thing.

Back then, everybody partied, went to the disco. The big fella hung out at Studio 54. Good times.

Then, in the 80s, they caught AIDS and died. It was an important learning moment, a "cautionary tale".

Flares came and went out of style. Donnie's thinking of bringing them back. He's a little bit trendy, that one. He's moved a lotta Village People records, that's for sure.

Aquascoot sent him an email to suggest he go Goth. Donnie said that's JD's thing, so no-go.

WITCH HUNT !!!

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Reply #17 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 12:11pm

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 11:56am:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 11:50am:

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:41am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 10:13am:

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:36am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:34am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 9:09am:

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:24am:

Seek mental help.

I honestly think it's too late.

Mental help is required for those who have lost touch with reality.

People like yourself who think posting about Trump on a daily or indeed hourly basis is going to effect change.

See if it's covered by Medicare before you book Grin

You're posting about emailing Trump and sharing his replies to you...

Is Trump in the room with you now?

Why so serious sad Skippy.
The big fella is for entertainment purposes only and a little bit of education.
The education is that politics is corrupt and you need to stand on your own two feet.
A tremendous message.
Possibly the greatest message ever.
1500% better then any other message.
Everyone is saying it.
We ve never seen ratings like for this message

So you're just a joke?

Never to be taken seriously?

Not at all, Sad. Aquascoot's a "noble Armageddonist". They're a pretty serious bunch.

Aquascoot had his self mutilation booked in, then the big fella called the end of civilisation off.

Phew. Aquascoot bought himself another couple of weeks. Donnie didn't reply to his email asking about recipes for white meat.

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

Much better response.

Sometimes I think sad and serious roo and gweggy expend more mental capital worrying about donnys policies then donny himself.

Donnys a bull in a China shop.

Just admire the chaos.

You can't control it.

You're weak and it's strong.

As dirty Harry said " a man's got to know his limitations "

Maybe. Of course, Donnie could train himself hard, muster some discipline, set a few goals, go the way of the SM and bounce out of bed with a plan.

A whole civilisation will die tonight, never to be brought back again. Donnie doesn't want that to happen, but it probably will.

You'd admire that too, no?

Either/or, it's all good.

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Reply #18 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:01pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 7:08am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:56am:

Hay albo
Where are you headed on that plane?

To China to secure more solar panels for nett zero or to Singapore to beg for fossil fuels Grin

Albo is a man with no vision - way out of his depth -

he's like Mr Magoo driving a car.

Albo let our fuel reserves go down to 21 days -

criminal negligence.

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Reply #19 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:01pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 7:08am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:56am:

Hay albo
Where are you headed on that plane?

To China to secure more solar panels for nett zero or to Singapore to beg for fossil fuels Grin

Albo is a man with no vision - way out of his depth -

he's like Mr Magoo driving a car.

Albo let our fuel reserves go down to 21 days -

criminal negligence.

No problem Bobby.
The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy

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Reply #20 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:11pm

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 5:58am:

So I shot him off an email to find out what's going on.

" We are down here at mar el lago celebrating the tremendous end to this war.
The profits I made off short selling oil. There's never been anything like it.
Possibly the biggest profits ever .
20000 % "

Ok but what's the strategy?

" Well you know aqua, my first priority was to end mass immigration worldwide. And we achieved that.
Denmark and italy are banning the burka. Italy is sending all the Africans back. Germany is sending the syrians back. I believe in australia, one nation out polled the liberals at a recent election. So that's a win.

Priority 2 was to end the woke trans stuff. And we are winning there. Most countries have stopped giving puberty blockers to teens. Trans is on the nose
More winning.

Priority 3 was to get Europe and asia to stop bludging on our military. Because they didn't show up for us, we can now morally cut them adrift. So much winning for the USA.

And priority 4 was to end the renewables scam. I saw only 7 % of asias and Australians energy was coming from renewables. Those crazy Aussies. How could I make them realize the climate scam and renewable scam were BS.
Well, maybe give them a little scare Wink

. They sure know now, how much they rely on fossil fuels. And if the middle east does go to poo, China is wiped out , and we are the drill baby drill USA who now export oil. "

Ah big fella , you're right.

No one in Australia is talking nett zero now. They are probably going to scrap a lot of the BS climate grift.
Thanks big guy. What happens in 14 days?.

"Oh I might bomb a few power plants.
Got to keep up the momentum .
Good bye aqua.
Stormy daniels and a few of her pals are over and it's time for me to chill"
Superb , tremendous ratings, possibly the best day ever

If nothing else, this should serve as a cautionary message about the dangers of deliberately spraying yourself with something like Roundup on a regular basis.

And also being silly enough to tell everyone on an online forum that you've done it (and telling everyone you believe it's good for you and makes you "stronger" or something).

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 119327 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Email to the big fella. Reply #21 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:12pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm: No problem Bobby. The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy Albo is off to Singapore to beg them for some fuel at any price.
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Reply #22 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:59pm

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:01pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 7:08am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:56am:

Hay albo
Where are you headed on that plane?

To China to secure more solar panels for nett zero or to Singapore to beg for fossil fuels Grin

Albo is a man with no vision - way out of his depth -

he's like Mr Magoo driving a car.

Albo let our fuel reserves go down to 21 days -

criminal negligence.

No problem Bobby.
The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy

You're on the way yourself with your solar panels, dear. Your daughter's off the grid entirely.

Your son-in-law's sharpening his spear for a bit of hunting and gathering. I bet he starts his camp fires with a couple of sticks and a few dry leaves.

In two weeks time, he'll have his camp oven ready to go. Is the plan to do Mrs Scoot too?

You might want to ask her to clear her calendar before the son-in-law's mob gets to work.

The Ipswitch Bowling Club might need to put in an interim treasurer until the annual election. I dread to think what the CWA are going to do for their Tuesday cake stall. Mrs Scoot's pumpkin scones will be sorely missed, no?

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Reply #23 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 2:05pm

Carl D wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:11pm:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 5:58am:

So I shot him off an email to find out what's going on.

" We are down here at mar el lago celebrating the tremendous end to this war.
The profits I made off short selling oil. There's never been anything like it.
Possibly the biggest profits ever .
20000 % "

Ok but what's the strategy?

" Well you know aqua, my first priority was to end mass immigration worldwide. And we achieved that.
Denmark and italy are banning the burka. Italy is sending all the Africans back. Germany is sending the syrians back. I believe in australia, one nation out polled the liberals at a recent election. So that's a win.

Priority 2 was to end the woke trans stuff. And we are winning there. Most countries have stopped giving puberty blockers to teens. Trans is on the nose
More winning.

Priority 3 was to get Europe and asia to stop bludging on our military. Because they didn't show up for us, we can now morally cut them adrift. So much winning for the USA.

And priority 4 was to end the renewables scam. I saw only 7 % of asias and Australians energy was coming from renewables. Those crazy Aussies. How could I make them realize the climate scam and renewable scam were BS.
Well, maybe give them a little scare Wink

. They sure know now, how much they rely on fossil fuels. And if the middle east does go to poo, China is wiped out , and we are the drill baby drill USA who now export oil. "

Ah big fella , you're right.

No one in Australia is talking nett zero now. They are probably going to scrap a lot of the BS climate grift.
Thanks big guy. What happens in 14 days?.

"Oh I might bomb a few power plants.
Got to keep up the momentum .
Good bye aqua.
Stormy daniels and a few of her pals are over and it's time for me to chill"
Superb , tremendous ratings, possibly the best day ever

If nothing else, this should serve as a cautionary message about the dangers of deliberately spraying yourself with something like Roundup on a regular basis.

And also being silly enough to tell everyone on an online forum that you've done it (and telling everyone you believe it's good for you and makes you "stronger" or something).

Ah, a "cautionary tale". Not sure if the SM's found out that Roundup causes cancer yet, but it might explain the "noble Scoot's" recent conversion to Armageddonism.

Monsanto is your friend, no?

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Reply #24 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 2:09pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:12pm:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm:

No problem Bobby.
The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy

Albo is off to Singapore to beg them for some fuel at any price. Roll Eyes

Did you have this in mind when you campaigned for the big fella in 2024, Bobby?

Who will you be rooting for in 2028?

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Reply #25 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 2:44pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:59pm:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:01pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 7:08am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:56am:

Hay albo
Where are you headed on that plane?

To China to secure more solar panels for nett zero or to Singapore to beg for fossil fuels Grin

Albo is a man with no vision - way out of his depth -

he's like Mr Magoo driving a car.

Albo let our fuel reserves go down to 21 days -

criminal negligence.

No problem Bobby.
The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy

You're on the way yourself with your solar panels, dear. Your daughter's off the grid entirely.

Your son-in-law's sharpening his spear for a bit of hunting and gathering. I bet he starts his camp fires with a couple of sticks and a few dry leaves.

In two weeks time, he'll have his camp oven ready to go. Is the plan to do Mrs Scoot too?

You might want to ask her to clear her calendar before the son-in-law's mob gets to work.

The Ipswitch Bowling Club might need to put in an interim treasurer until the annual election. I dread to think what the CWA are going to do for their Tuesday cake stall. Mrs Scoot's pumpkin scones will be sorely missed, no?

Yes. With everyone so maxed out on solar panels. The grid can't cope at midday. Too bad about 7 pm when everyone wants to cook and charge their EV Cheesy

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Reply #26 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 3:09pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 2:09pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:12pm:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm:

No problem Bobby.
The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy

Albo is off to Singapore to beg them for some fuel at any price. Roll Eyes

Did you have this in mind when you campaigned for the big fella in 2024, Bobby?

Who will you be rooting for in 2028?

Trump has disappointed me - so has Albo -

none of them live up their hype at elections.

They always do the opposite of what they promise at election time. Roll Eyes

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Reply #28 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:37pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 3:09pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 2:09pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:12pm:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm:

No problem Bobby.
The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy

Albo is off to Singapore to beg them for some fuel at any price. Roll Eyes

Did you have this in mind when you campaigned for the big fella in 2024, Bobby?

Who will you be rooting for in 2028?

Trump has disappointed me - so has Albo -

none of them live up their hype at elections.

They always do the opposite of what they promise at election time. Roll Eyes

What?

Are you saying you've abandoned all support from henceforth and forthwith?

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Reply #29 - Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:43pm

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 2:44pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:59pm:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:08pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 1:01pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 7:08am:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 9^th, 2026 at 6:56am:

Hay albo
Where are you headed on that plane?

To China to secure more solar panels for nett zero or to Singapore to beg for fossil fuels Grin

Albo is a man with no vision - way out of his depth -

he's like Mr Magoo driving a car.

Albo let our fuel reserves go down to 21 days -

criminal negligence.

No problem Bobby.
The left assure us renewables can provide us with 100% of our energy

You're on the way yourself with your solar panels, dear. Your daughter's off the grid entirely.

Your son-in-law's sharpening his spear for a bit of hunting and gathering. I bet he starts his camp fires with a couple of sticks and a few dry leaves.

In two weeks time, he'll have his camp oven ready to go. Is the plan to do Mrs Scoot too?

You might want to ask her to clear her calendar before the son-in-law's mob gets to work.

The Ipswitch Bowling Club might need to put in an interim treasurer until the annual election. I dread to think what the CWA are going to do for their Tuesday cake stall. Mrs Scoot's pumpkin scones will be sorely missed, no?

Yes. With everyone so maxed out on solar panels. The grid can't cope at midday. Too bad about 7 pm when everyone wants to cook and charge their EV Cheesy

So? Buy yourself a battery. You only need enough power to run the electric carving knife. I'm sure you can do without the AC.

You could probably manage without the fridge too. Worship it unplugged.

The Superior Man's big on adversity, no?

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