Frank wrote on Apr 7
th, 2026 at 10:48am:
Gweggy and Karnal have been nabbed::
Iranian terror mastermind Maj. Gen. Qasem Soleimani’s niece — who showcased her lavish Los Angeles lifestyle on social media while bashing the U.S. as the “Great Satan” — was arrested by federal authorities over the weekend and will be removed from the U.S. with no chance of ever returning.
Arrested along with Soleimani niece, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar, 47, and subjected to the removal order was her 25-year-old daughter, Sarinasadat Hosseiny.
Their butlers, one Carl D and a Duckwit, will be removed with them....
https://www.steynonline.com/pics/10445.jpgThat's my idea of a sleeper cell: Hubba-hubba akbar! If they showed up like that for the interview with US Immigration, one can well see why they were cleared for the express check-in. Of course, as Secretary Rubio eventually figured out, they're just the usual Death-to-the-Great-Satan types, but at least they're Death-to-the-Great-Satan hotties. I'm not merely slavering over Persian totty the way Lindsey Graham does over civilian casualties, but making rather a basic point: superficial assimilation, such as eschewing one's brassière in favour of plunging cleavage that plunges all the way to the top of your socks, is no reliable guide to the primal impulses that beat deep within the human breast. A hyperpower can be "culturally" dominant, via cheeseburgers and hippety-hop and X-Men 37, even as, on every other metric, its decline accelerates.
But just to emphasise:
*The Bush Administration designated Uncle Soleimani a "terrorist" in 2005;
*The Obama Administration admitted the niece and grand-niece on tourist visas in 2015;
*The Trump Administration granted them "asylum" in 2019, a few months before droning the uncle;
*The Biden Administration issued them with full green cards in 2021, a year after the droning of the uncle.
As a "niche Canadian" once observed, sometimes a society becomes too stupid to survive. And all the bureaucrats who greenlighted the Soleimaneaters are still in the federal government.
https://www.steynonline.com/16133/cradle-to-grave