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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #15 - Mar 31^st, 2026 at 4:05pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 1:17pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 1:01pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 8:43am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 5:42am:

this is americans culture.
invade, kidnap, bomb, kill children, steal, rape children

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What about Donald Trump? He’s been talking about launching war on Iran for just as long. It was 1988 when the future presidential candidate demanded that the US seize Iran’s oil assets.

“Why couldn’t we go in there and take some of their oilfields near the coast?” he asked a Rotary Club event in New Hampshire. On Monday (AEDT) he told the Financial Times: “To be honest with you, my favourite thing is to take the oil in Iran.” His lines are unchanged across the decades.

https://www.smh.com.au/world/middle-east/trump-s-war-is-failing-and-iran-s-in-fo...

Genius!

Why didn't we think of that 🤔?

It's like Bobby mugging a Sudanese of his money.

It's like me fleecing Albo of his wallet, via a nice shoulder bump and "Hey! Watch where ya going pal" Angry

Ee-gad, is that what you do? Lurk around shopping malls in Manilla, mugging rich Americans.

Genius!

Where did I say Manilla and Americans?
You're an idiot with nothing to say. Roll Eyes

Now now, JaSin, there's no need to get defensive.

I personally find Manilla divine, dear. They say the sex tourism's to die for!

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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #16 - Mar 31^st, 2026 at 4:08pm

SadKangaroo wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 3:31pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 1:18pm:

SadKangaroo wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 12:17pm:

It's funny that after Trump is done with politics, the term "Trump Card" is going to mean the card you play when you don't understand the rules, and it loses you the game.

Oh...ok

Like Karnal. I guess you didn't have much to say either Roll Eyes

It's another Trump grift. It's hard to care anymore. Do you want me to pretend, like you pretend not to care about the things Trump does?

Even Ann Coulter admits that Trump's is the most corrupt US Presidency in US history, but she doesn't care.

She doesn't care because she's a trash human.

I don't care, in this case, because there's nothing I can do about it, you retards don't listen, so all I can do is hope that he targets you and yours with his corruption and you lose everything.

It's the only way any of you MAGA idiots will learn.

And I really, really hope you learn that lesson.

But alas, you're in Aus, so the only way for you to learn it is if we all suffer, which isn't fair to those who, unlike you, are actually worthy of the gift of life.

Oh? And didn't Annie let the Alpha big fella carry her around by the hair in Tallow's not satire?

Fancy saying that about DL. What a silly old slut she is.

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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #17 - Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:02pm

This one is especially for Armageddon Aquascoot.

From the esteemed Dr. David Berger who I haven't mentioned for a while.

https://x.com/YouAreLobbyLud/status/2038949001257771260

100% correct, David.

And, I wouldn't be at all surprised if we were all living in some sort of simulation. There seems to be no other explanation for the insanity.

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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 61474 Here Gender:	Re: trump wants to steal irans oil Reply #18 - Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:11pm Quote: trump wants to steal irans oil No No Trump isn't biased against Iran, He wants to steal everyones oil. It's just that it is more convinient to take Irans at this time.
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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #19 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 1:59am

Dnarever wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:11pm:

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trump wants to steal irans oil

No No Trump isn't biased against Iran, He wants to steal everyones oil. It's just that it is more convinient to take Irans at this time.

true, they also have plenty of it.
whereas the us has about 14 years supply left, so time for the us to go stealing

world oil reserves

1    Venezuela    303,008,000,000    17.17%
2    Saudi Arabia    267,230,000,000    15.14%
3    Iran    208,600,000,000    11.82%
4    Canada    163,108,000,000    9.24%
5    Iraq    145,019,000,000    8.22%

https://www.worldometers.info/oil/oil-reserves-by-country/

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: trump wants to steal irans oil Reply #20 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:56am Australia only helped East Timor once the papers were signed on giving us half the share of their Diamond Minings. USA just wants it's compensation too.
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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #21 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 7:11am

Carl D wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:02pm:

This one is especially for Armageddon Aquascoot.

For some reason, aqua used to credit Trump with inspiring Yanks to have a plan. Trump has no plan for Venezuela oil and he was told it's 'uninvestable'. It would take over $100bill to repair.

Now the lack of Iran plan is obvious. Trump has trapped himself and is having a tantrum. Charles will visit him to soothe Trump's self inflicted lack of planning.

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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 57732 Gender:	Re: trump wants to steal irans oil Reply #22 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 9:43am Dnarever wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:11pm: Quote: trump wants to steal irans oil No No Trump isn't biased against Iran, He wants to steal everyones oil. It's just that it is more convinient to take Irans at this time. Convenient?? How so?
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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #23 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 4:29pm

Frank wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 9:43am:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:11pm:

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trump wants to steal irans oil

No No Trump isn't biased against Iran, He wants to steal everyones oil. It's just that it is more convinient to take Irans at this time.

Convenient??

How so?

Sorry, dear chap, are you saying he shouldn't take Iran's oil?

I'll have you know that's in direct contradiction to DL's orders (so unfair).

And no, I don't care what the woke oil execs say about it being a war crime.

After all, as I'm sure you'll agree, it's not a crime if the prez does it.

You said exactly that about Sleepy Joe, now didn't you, you naughty old thing?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

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Big Donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 101929	Re: trump wants to steal irans oil Reply #24 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 4:32pm Jasin wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:56am: Australia only helped East Timor once the papers were signed on giving us half the share of their Diamond Minings. USA just wants it's compensation too. You Ching Chongs have always had a beef against our kind, JaSin. Why is that, do you think?
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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #25 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:10pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 4:29pm:

Frank wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 9:43am:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:11pm:

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trump wants to steal irans oil

No No Trump isn't biased against Iran, He wants to steal everyones oil. It's just that it is more convinient to take Irans at this time.

Convenient??

How so?

Sorry, dear chap, are you saying he shouldn't take Iran's oil?

I'll have you know that's in direct contradiction to DL's orders (so unfair).

And no, I don't care what the woke oil execs say about it being a war crime.

After all, as I'm sure you'll agree, it's not a crime if the prez does it.

You said exactly that about Sleepy Joe, now didn't you, you naughty old thing?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

Oh, he should.
Better than letting China steal it or the grusome ayatollahs, no?

Anyway, duclwit said it's convenient to do it now. I know, I know, duckwit is duckwit but still I wondered out loud about the 'convenient' bi
Which is where you tapdanced in, all grimacing and free associating like someone who forgot hyd meds again.

Never mind. Lets see if duckwit has an explanation for the 'convenient' timing.

Be seated, paki, and schtum.

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Re: trump wants to steal irans oil
Reply #26 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:17pm

Frank wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:10pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 4:29pm:

Frank wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 9:43am:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 31^st, 2026 at 11:11pm:

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trump wants to steal irans oil

No No Trump isn't biased against Iran, He wants to steal everyones oil. It's just that it is more convinient to take Irans at this time.

Convenient??

How so?

Sorry, dear chap, are you saying he shouldn't take Iran's oil?

I'll have you know that's in direct contradiction to DL's orders (so unfair).

And no, I don't care what the woke oil execs say about it being a war crime.

After all, as I'm sure you'll agree, it's not a crime if the prez does it.

You said exactly that about Sleepy Joe, now didn't you, you naughty old thing?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

Oh, he should.
Better than letting China steal it or the grusome ayatollahs, no?

But of course. Far better than letting the Chows buy it under contract.

So now we know. Not only do you support this one, you want the Mohammedans raped and pillaged too.

Rule of law, innit.

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Biggest donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4740 Gender:	Re: trump wants to steal irans oil Reply #27 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:22pm Iran wants death to America, so does greg,sadroo and sprint.
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Big Donger Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 101929	Re: trump wants to steal irans oil Reply #28 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:28pm Biggest donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:22pm: Iran wants death to America, so does greg,sadroo and sprint. America gave its last breath in Jan 2025, dear. Eric and Don Jnr are currently removing its gold fillings and turning its skin into lampshades.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 118715 Melbourne Gender:	Re: trump wants to steal irans oil Reply #29 - Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:30pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 5:17pm: But of course. Far better than letting the Chows buy it under contract. So now we know. Not only do you support this one, you want the Mohammedans raped and pillaged too. Rule of law, innit. When you're a star they let you do it - steal oil ......
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