A big, fat turd, Chinese, that's what. It's going to keep on giving too.

Iran will prevail well after Donnie's gone. The Strait won't be opened for years if they can help it - and how could they not? It's half theirs.

DL will be happy. No Republican will follow him, the economy will be in long-term recession, and as we all know by now, that means war. Jared, Eric and Don Jnr are already shorting the markets based on his announcements. The Don has one mission and one alone - to make $100 bil before he's impeached.

He'll do it too. He'll then pardon himself and die of coronary failure.

The East Wing will remain a hole in the ground.

It is a jolly world, no?