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Irans 5 conditons
Mar 26^th, 2026 at 4:09am

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According to Press TV, the official outlined five conditions, including:

A complete halt to "aggression and assassinations" by the enemy

The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure that the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic

Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations

The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region

International recognition and guarantees regarding Iran's sovereign right to exercise authority over the Strait of Hormuz

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn8dldl0jx9t

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15268 Armidale Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditons Reply #1 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 6:20am 'Bullfighting conjures a common image: An angry bull charging at a matador’s small red cape, the muleta. The bull is likely irritated by the cape’s movement as the matador whips it around.'
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 151362 Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditons Reply #2 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:00am Trump would be wise to take them up on their offer. Quit while he's behind.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15268 Armidale Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditons Reply #3 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:04am The mullahs aren't trout-fishing for Netanyahu. They've got a Donald on the hook.
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Reply #4 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:12am

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:00am:

Trump would be wise to take them up on their offer.

Quit while he's behind.

Problem is, he's gonna need a $tril in reparations from Congress.

Oo-er, sounds a bit rude. I don't know what's harder - adding another tril to the deficit, or calling off Bibi.

The mullahs have no incentive to stop this one. As soon as the bombing stops, it's back to the protests again, but do you know?

These are the terms on which WWIII will start or end.

If the Straits aren't opened in another two months, the global recession begins.

Year 9 maths, innit.

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Reply #5 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:46am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 4:09am:

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According to Press TV, the official outlined five conditions, including:

A complete halt to "aggression and assassinations" by the enemy

The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure that the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic

Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations

The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region

International recognition and guarantees regarding Iran's sovereign right to exercise authority over the Strait of Hormuz

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn8dldl0jx9t

In other words - they do not want peace at all - and are somehow imagining that those they attacked should just surrender to them.

What utter delusional nonsense. Just go in hard and finish that regime once and for all.

If it's not done now, it will simply rise again and do the same things all over.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15268 Armidale Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditons Reply #6 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 9:12am Then do Gaza, Afghanistan and Yemen? On to North Korea and finish with Kiev.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 118436 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditions Reply #7 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 9:31am Sprint - can't you spell conditions?
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Reply #8 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 9:39am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:46am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 4:09am:

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According to Press TV, the official outlined five conditions, including:

A complete halt to "aggression and assassinations" by the enemy

The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure that the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic

Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations

The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region

International recognition and guarantees regarding Iran's sovereign right to exercise authority over the Strait of Hormuz

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn8dldl0jx9t

In other words - they do not want peace at all - and are somehow imagining that those they attacked should just surrender to them.

Israel and the US attacked them.

They are defending themselves, and winning.

Diaper Don should agree to their terms.

If he doesn't, things will get a lot worse for everyone.

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tallowood Gold Member Offline Израиль Навсегда Posts: 7436 Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditons Reply #9 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 9:42am The mullahs realize that their conditions are unacceptable but such statements would bump up oil prices and that is their real tactical goal.
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lee Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20332 Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditons Reply #10 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 1:28pm greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 9:39am: Israel and the US attacked them. They are defending themselves, and winning. So merely funding terrorist attacks doesn't count. Got it.
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Re: Irans 5 conditons
Reply #11 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 4:03pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 4:09am:

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According to Press TV, the official outlined five conditions, including:

A complete halt to "aggression and assassinations" by the enemy

The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure that the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic

Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations

The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region

International recognition and guarantees regarding Iran's sovereign right to exercise authority over the Strait of Hormuz

I think points 1 --> 4 are valid.

Point 5, well, they already have that

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn8dldl0jx9t

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Re: Irans 5 conditons
Reply #12 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 4:10pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 9:39am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:46am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 26^th, 2026 at 4:09am:

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According to Press TV, the official outlined five conditions, including:

A complete halt to "aggression and assassinations" by the enemy

The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure that the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic

Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations

The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region

International recognition and guarantees regarding Iran's sovereign right to exercise authority over the Strait of Hormuz

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn8dldl0jx9t

In other words - they do not want peace at all - and are somehow imagining that those they attacked should just surrender to them.

Israel and the US attacked them.

They are defending themselves, and winning.

Winning??

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Re: Irans 5 conditons
Reply #13 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 8:44pm

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"Considering that all American bases in the region have been destroyed, American commanders and soldiers have fled and taken refuge in hideouts outside the bases, and we are searching for them."

Pure delusion. The Muslim Nazis occupying Iran are literally insane.

https://x.com/gghamari/status/2036890479162180030

They talk up a good fight just like Baghdad Bob did in Iraq in reality they're nothing more than speed bumps.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56500 Gender:	Re: Irans 5 conditons Reply #14 - Mar 26^th, 2026 at 9:14pm You would think they would ask for virgins considering what they know is in store for them.
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