Melanias purse wrote Yesterday at 9:45am:
It's what bullies do, Greggery, but do you know? DL could have fixed this one at the outset.
Fuck off, Bibi, he could have said. You're a war criminal. Your population's the size of Greece. We're not fighting your wars anymore. In fact, we're calling them off. From here on in, you stay in your own borders or we'll cut all aid.
It's what Karmala would have done, it's what any normal Republican would have done.
Easy-peasy, problem solved. Bibi would have faced his corruption charges, been put in jail, maybe even extradited to the Hague. That would have been the end of it, problem solved.
But no, DL promised Miriam Adelson the entire US military. In return for $270 mil, he sold the US, along with the entire global economy, off to Israel.
Bibi's cabinet - a bunch of far-right loons - are calling for Greater Israel: an expansion of Israel's borders from the Gulf of Suez to the river Tigris.
DL is Bibi's biggest asset. In Russia, he's Vlad's. He's already complaining about NATO, and my bet is he pulls out by the mid-terms.
If the US doesn't get a real prez quick, we'll see Vlad take Ukraine and the Baltic Sea, Xi take Taiwan and the Pacific, and Bibi start WWIII with Iran.
T.A.C.O? Sure. But in the process, he's smashed the entire global order.
WWIII has only just begun. Can you feel it?
CNN Calls War For Iran
U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the conflict resolved. In light of this major update, CNN officially called the war for Iran.
"We can now make it official: Iran has won the war," CNN anchor Sara Sidner reported. "With over 70% of battlefields reporting, we are officially calling this war for Iran. Iran has now defeated the U.S. in what is sure to be a major upset for geopolitics going forward."
According to sources, Iran had been decimated by joint American and Israeli attacks, which had taken out much of their capacity for ballistic missile strikes, air defense, and naval assets. Experts surmised that it was unlikely that Iran could launch a major offensive any time soon and that their economy had been shattered by ongoing sanctions and the destruction of much of its gas and oil infrastructure. However, CNN's analysts remained confident that the war would ultimately be won by Iran.
"The American dream is dead, and it's all thanks to Trump," said CNN anchor Anderson Cooper. "There was simply no chance of us ever standing up to the glorious might of the Iranian regime."
President Donald Trump called CNN's reporting on the war "fake news," arguing that they are even worse than Tucker Carlson.
At publishing time, CNN was forced to retract its statement after another Iranian supreme leader was eliminated.
Not satire, old boy. In other news, DL just announced CNN had declared his approval rating to be 100%.
Yes, you joined the chorus here pretending he was just having a laugh. What a card, you said.
But he wasn't. CNN, you see, broadcast a graphic showing DL's approval rating with self-declared
. Yes, amongst people like yourself, DL polled 100%.
CNN posted it, DL misread it, and announced it to the world.
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