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Reply #60 - Yesterday at 9:48am
 
Sir Eoin O Fada wrote on Mar 26th, 2026 at 9:39pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 26th, 2026 at 8:29pm:

He would have been able to handle himself well up to the age of 60.

After that, he would have had trouble fighting off attackers.




Doubt that, I’m over 90 and am confident that if attacked I can kill or seriously damage the attacker[s]. 

A lot depends on the discipline that one trained in and one’s willingness to use ‘dirty’ tricks and to kill.

Furthermore I don’t carry anything other than my walking stick.





'You would not part an old man from his walking stick.....'


LOTR - Gandalf's walking stick #lotr #memes


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Re: RIP Chuck Norris
Reply #61 - Yesterday at 9:39pm
 
Sir Eoin O Fada wrote on Mar 30th, 2026 at 10:46pm:
As I said it depends on the disciplines that one trained in, an elderly person who did multiple disciplines stands a better than even chance of disabling or killing an attacker, a well aimed punch to the testicular sack will bring the biggest and toughest to their knees, fingers in the eyes will finish the job; neither move requires strength, only ruthlessness.


Chuck Norris at 86 would be a better fighter than most other 86 year olds. But, he might not stand a chance against a 70 year old with a long term fighting history. Even if you can factor out health problems of Norris' later years, he is not going to be much of an opponent to someone years younger than him.

You can have all the Bruce Lees out there that are still at peak performance and can take out 98% of opponents. But, if Bruce Lee came up against a 7ft tall guy, 150kg of mostly muscle, and probably 2 years of general fighting experience to complement his muscular physique, you could safely say that Bruce Lee would be made into dog food after 5 minutes of fighting.

Bruce Lee at 32 years of age would kick the crap out of a 32 year old UnSubRocky. But, if Bruce Lee survived to be an 86 year old man, all the fighting skills and healthy eating would do little to keep Lee standing up against a 47 year old UnSubRocky. I happen to be healthier now than I was when I was 32 years old.

The point being, age catches up with people. I can outsprint a 70 year old world record holder in his age division over the 200 metres. When that 70 year old was my age, I bet he could outsprint me by 2 seconds over that 200 metre distance.
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Reply #62 - Yesterday at 9:45pm
 
But at 86 Chuck would out root you at your present age if he was still alive.
If left in a Big Brother House Petrie dish. The women would choose Chuck over you.

How and why?
He's famous, rich and full f#ck status for the women.

Sorry Subby. But he's got you there.
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Re: RIP Chuck Norris
Reply #63 - Yesterday at 11:12pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote Yesterday at 9:39pm:
Sir Eoin O Fada wrote on Mar 30th, 2026 at 10:46pm:
As I said it depends on the disciplines that one trained in, an elderly person who did multiple disciplines stands a better than even chance of disabling or killing an attacker, a well aimed punch to the testicular sack will bring the biggest and toughest to their knees, fingers in the eyes will finish the job; neither move requires strength, only ruthlessness.


Chuck Norris at 86 would be a better fighter than most other 86 year olds. But, he might not stand a chance against a 70 year old with a long term fighting history. Even if you can factor out health problems of Norris' later years, he is not going to be much of an opponent to someone years younger than him.



Chuck did have a long term fighting history in 2015 when he was 75 he was promoted to 3rd Dan in Brazilian Ju Jitsu from the Machado family he had been doing BJJ for 30 years.

You can see his style evolved over the years as boxing took over from traditional martial arts punches he also had a black belt in Judo.

Bernard Hopkins won world boxing championship at 49 years of age Albert Beckles was runner up to Lee Haney in Mr Olympia bodybuilding at 55 years of age he was still placing at 60 years of age.

Chuck wasn't your average 86 year old with a walking frame.

82 year old cane farmer friend of mine in Qld had 2 young thugs try to bash and rob him they ran away and as they were going down the stairs of his old Qld house he threw a clay pot plant at one of them which broke his arm as he was holding the stair rail.
They both went to jail for armed robbery.




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