Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 18
th, 2026 at 10:12pm:
I know, Sprint, but they did tell him they were over 16.
14? Come come, going on 40, you mean. Some of those Miss Pre-Teen USA contestants come across like cougars. They're in your pants quicker than you can say
while you're down there, dear. Besides, that was DL's
job. It was his duty to inspect those dressing rooms. God forbid they're not up to code.
Copping a poke was just one of the perks. If you owned a beauty contest, you'd cop a piece yourself. Sheesh, you don't spend a few mil to sit around with your dick in your hand. Miss Pre-Teen was a real class act.
All those lolitas puckering up, doing their Hey Big Spender routines in their hairspray and feather boas - do you know how many of them DL had to sit through? The stage moms were a real pain in the ass too. God knows how many tit jobs DL had to pay for to get them off his back.
DL wouldn't change a thing, of course. Some of those babes were
incredible. And when you're a star, they let you do it. Go for a kiss, grab them by the pussy - you can do anything.
Promise them a modelling contract, pay off their moms and get a non-disclosure - you can do
everything.We will make America great again, no?