Too many to post.

I’ll mention a few-

Colleague has convinced management he needs his own wireless mouse …. Management duly buy it for him,

He proceeds to make sure everyone knows his “ mouse “ is better than there mouse.

Colleagues  mouse is placed in microwave for 3 minutes.

Colleagues mouse fails the “ tearoom microwave test “.

They called you the Key Master at special parties didn't they Valkie

I used to work in a 15 story building and every now and then would put a out of order sign on the lift so everyone had to use the stairs.

Jasin wrote on Mar 17^th, 2026 at 10:09am:


nope

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17^th, 2026 at 6:11pm:


Speaking of spiders.

We had this pommy at work who was deathly afraid of our spiders.

So I tied a piece of fishing line to a spider and attached the other end to the underside of his desk.

I had the desk in front so I held it up until an opportune time.

He was sitting at his desk, fully engrossed, when I let it swing.
He felt the first hit and looked down, the spider was swinging away, so he didnt see it,
the second swing peaked his interest so he looked dow as it swung back.

Books, paperwork, pens chair and a scream that woke the boss in his office next door ensued.
We cracked up for weeks.

On a different note.
The same guy was usually hung over on Friday after hitting the turps on pay day.
Our small refigerator was on the blink and used to freeze the milk overnight so it had ice crystals in it by morning.
This was actually quite nice.......BUT
One day this fellow came in, hung over and grabbed the carton of milk on the sink.
Unfortunately, it had been left out all night, and it was a warm night.
so the lumpy buits werent ice, but lumpy milk.

It took him three gulps to register that the milk wasnt cold.
Ill give him one thing, he got out the door of the lab before it all came up.
But he never guzzled the milk again, in fact I dont believe he ever drank milk again.