Australian Politics Forum - Workplace naughties

Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56062 Gender:	Workplace naughties Mar 11^th, 2026 at 5:16pm Does anyone do anything in the workplace to annoy, upset or trick fellow employees ❓ Me, I always seem to use someone's coffee mug from the cupboard or sit in someone's special chair when starting at a new job.
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Re: Workplace naughties
Reply #1 - Mar 12^th, 2026 at 5:41pm

Too many to post.

I’ll mention a few-

Colleague has convinced management he needs his own wireless mouse …. Management duly buy it for him,

He proceeds to make sure everyone knows his “ mouse “ is better than there mouse.

Colleagues mouse is placed in microwave for 3 minutes.

Colleagues mouse fails the “ tearoom microwave test “.

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The Australian Labor Party- once the workers party but now the Islamic party!

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Daves2017 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3131 Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #2 - Mar 12^th, 2026 at 5:45pm Obviously back slaps saying how much I missed you when you were on holiday with a post it note left on her back saying “ look at my arse” Has upset HR in many ways!
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56062 Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #3 - Mar 12^th, 2026 at 6:05pm
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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16179 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #4 - Yesterday at 9:42am I used to love locking out the HR bitch from my office. But when she tried to lock me out, I had a skeliton key. It is a requirement that the safety officer has a skeliton key JUST IN CASE. She used to ge soooooooo angry.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56062 Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #5 - Yesterday at 10:09am They called you the Key Master at special parties didn't they Valkie
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56062 Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #6 - Yesterday at 10:12am I always enjoyed moving the cutlery around in their places in their drawer in the Staff tearooms
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Leroy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4656 Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #7 - Yesterday at 10:29am I used to work in a 15 story building and every now and then would put a out of order sign on the lift so everyone had to use the stairs.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56062 Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #8 - Yesterday at 12:06pm That's major league stuff
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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16179 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #9 - Yesterday at 6:06pm Jasin wrote Yesterday at 10:09am: They called you the Key Master at special parties didn't they Valkie nope
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 118017 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Workplace naughties Reply #10 - Yesterday at 6:11pm Put a plastic spider in the drawer of female secretary who is frightened of creepy crawlies.
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