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Re: Another machete attack
Reply #15 - Mar 8^th, 2026 at 1:30pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 8^th, 2026 at 9:38am:

aquascoot wrote on Mar 8^th, 2026 at 7:24am:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 7^th, 2026 at 7:19pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 7^th, 2026 at 7:12pm:

Where was Bobby the Sir Brave Knight with his long sword ⚔️?

I was here. Embarrassed

Bobby you have every right to shelter in place.

We have forum members scared of a mild respiratory virus.

How would they go against 4 youths with machetes.

But remember, as the Victorian judges who live in gated communities always say

" These are just fine young men who made an error of judgement and society needs to embrace them and assist them back onto the correct path in life......welfare, public housing, entitlement, the NDIS....let's pour taxpayers money into these youth . The gallows is for people like the hateful Pauline if she so much as opens her mouth

We need military courts with emergency powers.

Careful - the Ayatollahs, whether long or short term, had that idea.

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Sophia Gold Member Online Posts: 9497	Re: Another machete attack Reply #16 - Mar 9^th, 2026 at 1:12am May as well fight fire with fire…. Evens up the score a bit… like the cancer survivor in Qld in this video, I’m sure he would’ve done the Croc Dundee vibe “that’s not a knife….” https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DCpF2YYnZ/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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Re: Another machete attack
Reply #17 - Mar 9^th, 2026 at 8:31am

Sophia wrote on Mar 9^th, 2026 at 1:12am:

May as well fight fire with fire…. Evens up the score a bit… like the cancer survivor in Qld in this video, I’m sure he would’ve done the Croc Dundee vibe “that’s not a knife….”

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DCpF2YYnZ/?mibextid=wwXIfr

A spear would be more effective for stubbing through the door.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55869 Gender:	Re: Another machete attack Reply #18 - Mar 9^th, 2026 at 9:15am Looks like white people only have one choice. Just breed faster and pray they don't turn you all into a bait ball.
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Reply #19 - Mar 11^th, 2026 at 6:11pm

Well… not far from where we refuse (couple towns away) a grandfather in Croydon was chopped up badly with machete wielding creeps while he was defending his family.
Family called the police but the response was none can be sent as no units are manned. Or something like that.
Now Mooroolbark police station is only open 3 days a week up to 10 pm.
I always thought it was bigger and better than that?
Then there’s that HUGE new building in Lilydale…. What happened there?
Oooohh kaaay I get it….don’t rely on police or help from them….looks like we will have to defend ourselves in any way possible …. got it Wink

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14VpfztqyCz/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 89986 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Another machete attack Reply #20 - Mar 11^th, 2026 at 7:21pm Melbadishu - world's best city ...... And your same stupid government will refuse you the right and the means to defend yourself. Time to take back the asylum, right?
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Re: Another machete attack
Reply #21 - Mar 11^th, 2026 at 7:59pm

Sophia wrote on Mar 11^th, 2026 at 6:11pm:

Well… not far from where we refuse (couple towns away) a grandfather in Croydon was chopped up badly with machete wielding creeps while he was defending his family.
Family called the police but the response was none can be sent as no units are manned. Or something like that.
Now Mooroolbark police station is only open 3 days a week up to 10 pm.
I always thought it was bigger and better than that?
Then there’s that HUGE new building in Lilydale…. What happened there?
Oooohh kaaay I get it….don’t rely on police or help from them….looks like we will have to defend ourselves in any way possible …. got it Wink

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14VpfztqyCz/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I remember when I lived in Melbourne. Collins St I think. Cops had surrounded a guy wielding a long sword 🗡️ and calling himself The Highlander.
A mentally ill guy and he was taken into custody I think. I wonder if he was Bobby from way back? Cheesy

The irony now though. If I was living in Melbourne, I would be carrying a good sword under my trenchcoat for protection.

Funny. Melbourne has just been titled #1 most EXCITING CITY IN THE WORLD.
I reckon they paid $1m for its promo spot as these things are PAID FOR. An obvious offset to the $500m they paid for NOT hosting the Olympic Games

Ahh Melbourne. It lost its way the day they got rid of its tram conductors.

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Re: Another machete attack
Reply #22 - Mar 11^th, 2026 at 8:07pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 11^th, 2026 at 7:59pm:

I remember when I lived in Melbourne. Collins St I think. Cops had surrounded a guy wielding a long sword 🗡️ and calling himself The Highlander.
A mentally ill guy and he was taken into custody I think. I wonder if he was Bobby from way back? Cheesy

The irony now though. If I was living in Melbourne, I would be carrying a good sword under my trenchcoat for protection.

Funny. Melbourne has just been titled #1 most EXCITING CITY IN THE WORLD.
I reckon they paid $1m for its promo spot as these things are PAID FOR. An obvious offset to the $500m they paid for NOT hosting the Olympic Games

Ahh Melbourne. It lost its way the day they got rid of its tram conductors.

Tram conductors would get stabbed if they existed nowadays. Angry

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55869 Gender:	Re: Another machete attack Reply #23 - Mar 11^th, 2026 at 8:20pm Not if they had a nice sword hanging from their waists. They can say they use it to punch holes in the tickets.
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Sophia Gold Member Online Posts: 9497	Re: Another machete attack Reply #24 - Mar 11^th, 2026 at 11:08pm A sword is starting to sound like a good idea!
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Re: Another machete attack
Reply #25 - Yesterday at 6:12am

Bobby. wrote on Mar 11^th, 2026 at 8:07pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 11^th, 2026 at 7:59pm:

I remember when I lived in Melbourne. Collins St I think. Cops had surrounded a guy wielding a long sword 🗡️ and calling himself The Highlander.
A mentally ill guy and he was taken into custody I think. I wonder if he was Bobby from way back? Cheesy

The irony now though. If I was living in Melbourne, I would be carrying a good sword under my trenchcoat for protection.

Funny. Melbourne has just been titled #1 most EXCITING CITY IN THE WORLD.
I reckon they paid $1m for its promo spot as these things are PAID FOR. An obvious offset to the $500m they paid for NOT hosting the Olympic Games

Ahh Melbourne. It lost its way the day they got rid of its tram conductors.

Tram conductors would get stabbed if they existed nowadays. Angry

Perhaps all politicians and judges should be MADE to do 2 shifts a week as a tram conductor

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Re: Another machete attack
Reply #26 - Yesterday at 7:39am

aquascoot wrote Yesterday at 6:12am:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 11^th, 2026 at 8:07pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 11^th, 2026 at 7:59pm:

I remember when I lived in Melbourne. Collins St I think. Cops had surrounded a guy wielding a long sword 🗡️ and calling himself The Highlander.
A mentally ill guy and he was taken into custody I think. I wonder if he was Bobby from way back? Cheesy

The irony now though. If I was living in Melbourne, I would be carrying a good sword under my trenchcoat for protection.

Funny. Melbourne has just been titled #1 most EXCITING CITY IN THE WORLD.
I reckon they paid $1m for its promo spot as these things are PAID FOR. An obvious offset to the $500m they paid for NOT hosting the Olympic Games

Ahh Melbourne. It lost its way the day they got rid of its tram conductors.

Tram conductors would get stabbed if they existed nowadays. Angry

Perhaps all politicians and judges should be MADE to do 2 shifts a week as a tram conductor

Good idea. Embarrassed

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55869 Gender:	Re: Another machete attack Reply #27 - Yesterday at 9:19am They would have their security posse with them and charge passengers extra
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aquascoot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 37513 Gender:	Re: Another machete attack Reply #28 - Today at 5:11am Jasin wrote Yesterday at 9:19am: They would have their security posse with them and charge passengers extra Trumpy went and worked at maccas. Tony was a firefoghter and lifesaver Time for the lefty intellectuals to mix with the v common man
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55869 Gender:	Re: Another machete attack Reply #29 - Today at 10:34am Totally agree Aqua. They need people skills. A job on a farm, in a factory, serving customers... maybe work taxi for Aussie even Btw. What would be your choice of sword to deal with Sudanese machete attackers?
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