Carl D
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And... I also wonder if any of this would be happening if Trump didn't have the midterm elections coming up later this year? And if he also needed another (big) distraction from the Epstein files? NEW JAZZ HIT - It's Cause the MidtermsMr. Newberger's AI Funnies Quote:Donald Trump started a war with Iran and Mr. Newberger believes IT'S CAUSE THE MIDTERMS! LYRICS: It's cause the midterms, (we must win) It’s cause the midterms, (here’s the spin) We gotta win them, to stop talk of Epstein (teen teen teen teen teen teen teen) We’re bombing Iran (stay inside) We’re crushing Tehran (ya better hide) We’re hunting mullahs, in a war like none have seen (seen seen seen seen seen seen seen.)
Confuse! (big mess, big mess) Just start bombing This is not a test, (God bless, god bless) We won't halt (wounds meet salt) We're just disarming Say Khamenei’s fault or go to jail for assault! Assault assault!
It's cause the midterms, (the house we’ll lose) It’s cause the midterms, (the Senate too) It’ll be the end, of MAGA’s golden age But it’s really bout Epstein, it’s time to turn the page. It’s cause the midterms, canceled now It’s cause the midterms, have a cow It’s cause the midterms, votings not allowed
I was praying morning prayers when I saw some orange flares And the bombs around me dropped and dropped for miles. Then I turned on CNN, and they said its war again I wondered did they drop the blacked out Epstein files? He must be guilty, He must be caught, Hiding Pedophilia ain't why wars are fought!
I was baking making barbari, When the Mullah said don’t worry, and we suddenly were bombing the whole mid east, So I ran to take some cover, As drones began to hover and wondered what he’d done with all those teens Musta been dirty, Musta been Haram, Had to be so pervy, for him to drop these bombs.
It's cause the midterms, (we must win) It’s cause the midterms, (here’s the spin) We gotta win them, to stop talk of Epsteen (teen teen teen teen teen teen teen) We’re bombing Iran (stay inside) We’re crushing Tehran (ya better hide) We’re hunting mullahs, in a war like none have seen (seen seen seen seen seen seen seen.)
Skit skat voodely vat tootin dee dee, Talkin’ Epstein? (not no more) Chasin’ billies? (why what for?) Blaming Donald? (not during war) Unredacting? (that’s a bore!) Now we bombed Iran, this plan won’t fail, Now let’s hand the job to our friends in Israel.
Anyone still talking Epstein? Who’s that? Don't know who ya mean. Bombing Tehran is what the doctor ordered, I’m feeling no more pain, while many people getting slaughtered.
It's cause the midterms, (we must win) It’s cause the midterms, (here’s the spin) We gotta win them, to stop talk of Epsteen (teen teen teen teen teen teen teen) We’re bombing Iran (stay inside) We’re crushing Tehran (ya better hide) We’re hunting mullahs, in a war like none have seen! Sounds about right to me.
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