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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 28508 Gender:	Greenland: our healthcare is better than yours! Yesterday at 6:38am Why did Trump even send it? Greenland has better healthcare than the US, and they aren’t afraid to tell him so! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/22/greenland-does-not-need-us-hospita...
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Reply #1 - Yesterday at 11:05am

That's rude, Armchair. The Greenlandic people should learn to show a little more respect to their American friends.

Besides, one can always improve one's health, no? I'm sure they could use a few Botox injections, some liposuction, a hair transplant or a quick scalp reduction job.

DL got his done in LA. His ex-wife Ivanka put him onto a real beaut. Thankfully, the US military has far superior medical professionals.

Take advantage, Greenlanders. Buy now, pay later. We will make Greenland healthy again, no?

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Armchair_Politician wrote Yesterday at 6:38am:

Why did Trump even send it? Greenland has better healthcare than the US, and they aren’t afraid to tell him so!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/22/greenland-does-not-need-us-hospita...

Trojan horse? Undecided

Who knows why that idiot does anything?

“President Trump’s idea to send a US hospital ship here to Greenland has been duly noted. But we have a public health system where care is free for citizens,” he said.

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Reply #3 - Yesterday at 11:17am

Melanias purse wrote Yesterday at 11:05am:

That's rude, Armchair. The Greenlandic people should learn to show a little more respect to their American friends.

Besides, one can always improve one's health, no? I'm sure they could use a few Botox injections, some liposuction, a hair transplant or a quick scalp reduction job.

DL got his done in LA. His ex-wife Ivanka put him onto a real beaut. Thankfully, the US military has far superior medical professionals.

Take advantage, Greenlanders. Buy now, pay later. We will make Greenland healthy again, no?

If you are a citizen of Greenland or Denmark, you get free healthcare. No need for medical insurance. No gap fees. Totally free healthcare. They also have extremely good medical facilities, right up there with the best in the world. Oh, and did I mention that it's entirely free for citizens? Yeah, they don't pay a cent, although they do pay higher taxes but they don't mind because of the services they get from their government in return. It's a far better and more equitable system than that which exists in the United States!

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Reply #4 - Yesterday at 11:22am

greggerypeccary wrote Yesterday at 11:13am:

Armchair_Politician wrote Yesterday at 6:38am:

Why did Trump even send it? Greenland has better healthcare than the US, and they aren’t afraid to tell him so!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/22/greenland-does-not-need-us-hospita...

Trojan horse? Undecided

Who knows why that idiot does anything?

“President Trump’s idea to send a US hospital ship here to Greenland has been duly noted. But we have a public health system where care is free for citizens,” he said.

Exactly. I think it's a smart move, Greggery.

The Greenlandics can come on board for their free healthcare, and the Americans can ship them away and take Greenland.

Cunning, no?

Four dimensional chess, innit.

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chimera Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 14878 Armidale Gender:	Re: Greenland: our healthcare is better than yours! Reply #6 - Yesterday at 11:53am '1957: A barrel of whale oil was worth £85 around £2,000 in today's value'. Au$3,800. Hospital ships can process up to 4,000 barrels per shift with enhanced medical bills at premium benefits, deducted from wages.
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Reply #7 - Yesterday at 12:00pm

Looks like the convicted felon and adjudicated rapist lied.

Greenland and Denmark are reportedly “befuddled” by Donald Trump’s assertion that an American “hospital boat” is on its way to Greenland to take care of its people.

The Washington Post, citing maritime tracking data, today pointed out that there are actually no American hospital ships moving towards Greenland.

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Reply #8 - Yesterday at 1:08pm

Armchair_Politician wrote Yesterday at 11:17am:

Melanias purse wrote Yesterday at 11:05am:

That's rude, Armchair. The Greenlandic people should learn to show a little more respect to their American friends.

Besides, one can always improve one's health, no? I'm sure they could use a few Botox injections, some liposuction, a hair transplant or a quick scalp reduction job.

DL got his done in LA. His ex-wife Ivanka put him onto a real beaut. Thankfully, the US military has far superior medical professionals.

Take advantage, Greenlanders. Buy now, pay later. We will make Greenland healthy again, no?

If you are a citizen of Greenland or Denmark, you get free healthcare. No need for medical insurance. No gap fees. Totally free healthcare. They also have extremely good medical facilities, right up there with the best in the world. Oh, and did I mention that it's entirely free for citizens? Yeah, they don't pay a cent, although they do pay higher taxes but they don't mind because of the services they get from their government in return. It's a far better and more equitable system than that which exists in the United States!

So? That's Danish healthcare. What if the Greenlanders want superior American healthcare? Have you thought of that?

The US Department of Health is currently updating its health policies. They have a mission to make Americans healthy again - a notable goal as I'm sure you'll agree. Not sure why this hasn't been tried before.

Also, the American military has some of the finest surgeons in the world. Have you seen M*A*S*H?

Awesome.

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Melanias purse Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 101038	Re: Greenland: our healthcare is better than yours! Reply #9 - Yesterday at 1:09pm tallowood wrote Yesterday at 11:34am: Greenlanders love whales but not allowed in US by greenies. https://farm1.staticflickr.com/703/31375711350_187f592be0_b.jpg That's right, Tallow. They'd lose their awesome whaling industry if they became Americans. Typical.
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Reply #10 - Yesterday at 1:12pm

greggerypeccary wrote Yesterday at 12:00pm:

Looks like the convicted felon and adjudicated rapist lied.

Greenland and Denmark are reportedly “befuddled” by Donald Trump’s assertion that an American “hospital boat” is on its way to Greenland to take care of its people.

The Washington Post, citing maritime tracking data, today pointed out that there are actually no American hospital ships moving towards Greenland.

They all do it, Greggery. Hillary lied about her emails, remember? Sleepy Joe lied about that stolen classified document in his garage.

They're all as bad as each other, no?

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Carl D Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10671 Rivervale, Perth Gender:	Re: Greenland: our healthcare is better than yours! Reply #11 - Yesterday at 2:23pm Trump's Hospital Boat to Greenland Stunt Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies Quote: Donald Trump sends a hospital ship to Greenland and personally supervises the biggest humanitarian mission since the Vikings… which, historically, also arrived uninvited.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55458 Gender:	Re: Greenland: our healthcare is better than yours! Reply #12 - Yesterday at 2:29pm Europe has been grifting, sponging and siphoning money from the USA since the WW2. $350 BILLION a year for NATO alone. About time they pay back! Greenland is in North America for starters, not Europe. Will Queen Anne of Denmark handle to Real Estate sell, like she worked in Tasmania?
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Reply #13 - Yesterday at 2:37pm

Carl D wrote Yesterday at 2:23pm:

Trump's Hospital Boat to Greenland Stunt

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Donald Trump sends a hospital ship to Greenland and personally supervises the biggest humanitarian mission since the Vikings… which, historically, also arrived uninvited.

It's an act of kindness, Carl. Remember, just because Denmark sent some ship there once, that doesn't make it Danish, you know.

Redeculous.

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Reply #14 - Yesterday at 2:45pm

Melanias purse wrote Yesterday at 1:08pm:

So? That's Danish healthcare. What if the Greenlanders want superior American healthcare? Have you thought of that?

"Decades after they endured forced contraception, Greenlandic women still suffer from the trauma"

"At a ceremony in Greenland 's capital of Nuuk on Wednesday, Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen and her Greenlandic counterpart Jens-Frederik Nielsen will offer their official apologies for their governments' roles in the mistreatment of Greenlandic Indigenous girls and women who were given invasive contraception by the Danish health authorities against their will, with cases dating back to the 1960s."

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/09/24/greenlandic-women-still-suffer-from-the...

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