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thegreatdivide wrote on Feb 20 th, 2026 at 2:55pm: Melanias purse wrote on Feb 20 th, 2026 at 2:45pm: thegreatdivide wrote on Feb 20 th, 2026 at 2:26pm: Melanias purse wrote on Feb 20 th, 2026 at 12:49pm: thegreatdivide wrote on Feb 20 th, 2026 at 11:11am: Melanias purse wrote on Feb 20 th, 2026 at 10:57am: We must have peace, Armchair, it's a beautiful word.
Not as new as groceries, or the big fella's favourite word tariffs, but a word just the same, no?
If the peace board fails, Donnie can go back to plan A. That's where you get Zalelsky and Putin in a room. If Vlad won't play nice, you say Vladimir...
You say it a little bit mean. DL's good at that. He used to do it all the time on the Apprentice, do you recall?
Gary... He'd say. Gary got scared. He knew what was coming next.
Gary Busey, you're fired.
And just like that, Gary lost his chance to win Celebrity Apprentice and make lots of bucks for his favourite charities.
Donnie's peace board is exactly the same. The celebrity world leaders sit around the boardroom in their suits, with Donnie at the head of the table. He'll have Suzie sitting to his left taking notes, Steve Witkoff on his right. Jared will lurk around the background, as he does. He's always sniffing out a deal, that one.
Around the table, you'll see various suits, envoys and sheikhs. They'll all complain about the lights heating up the room. It can't be helped, Donnie will say, they're for the cameras. Make sure to use lots of powder, it covers up the sweat.
They'll begin. The format's pretty easy. They go round the room and everybody gives a quick speech, saying what a great leader Donnie is.
Donnie sits there, nodding along, trying not to be caught taking a nap.
When they're done, Jared goes around with his iPad, doing deals. For the finer details, Eric and Don Jnr are upstairs, away from the cameras, hammering it out.
Just not too fine. They're not known for their maths - or their legal prowess. Big picture stuff the lawyers can sort out later.
If anybody at the meeting raises peace, or tries to resolve any conflict, they get it over with pretty quick. DL might muse on the word peace, saying how great it sounds, but he knows Rome wasn't built in a day. He'll then inspire everybody with one of his stories - maybe a property developer friend who used to throw wild parties, how smart his uncle at MIT was, or how low his golf handicap is.
We will make America great again, no? Good post - and good for a chuckle, as usual...  . BUT.... Trump's real purpose is to bypass the pesky UNSC veto which is the reason why the UN can't achieve peace. He wants to BE the UN ...but most of the West doesn't want to join the BOP, neither do China and Russia - regardless of an invite from Trump. So - where does that leave us? Back to war we go... Your solution?
That's a tough one, Great. Look, is war so bad, really? Strictly speaking, DL doesn't have to actually start one. He can just move the USS Gerald Ford around the world, looking tough. It worked on Venezuela, no? Now he's sent it over to the Persian Gulf to rattle the Mullahs. That's how DL does peace. No rest for the wicked, eh? The Peace Board's just a little earner on the side. WITCH HUNT !!! Good point: peace through terror. And Russia's ok so long as Trump has 'good relations' with Putin. (What dirt DOES Putin have on Trump?....) Well, Steve Bannon thinks it's his college transcripts. Personally, I think it's the source of his cash. You? Dunno; if you are correct, we are faced with rule by a corrupt NPP-seeker. So - back to war, I suppose.... Just so. The only thing is, the US is sure to lose any wars he starts. After all, look who he's got running the renamed Department of War. With chumps like this, Xi can sleep well at night.
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