Melanias purse wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 9:12am:


And this is the sort of behaviour that Frank & Bobby condone?

DUBUQUE, IA — Employees at Midwest Windows Inc. were reportedly uncomfortable to learn that Frank from accounting was mentioned in the Epstein files for some reason.

"That's... random," said Debbie from marketing. "I never would have guessed he ran in those kinds of circles. The weird, gross ones, I mean."

Frank reportedly denied ever knowing Jeffrey Epstein and said it must be some other Frank Buttermilk of Dubuque, IA, who allegedly did the infamous billionaire criminal's taxes.

"So, like, what did you see there?" Aiden Matthews, the sleazy guy down in the mailroom, asked Frank after the latest Epstein file drop indicated that the registered CPA had not only done some tax work for Epstein but had traveled to the island. "Is Bill Clinton as cool as he seems?"

"He was fine. Always playing that sax and — uh, I mean, I'm just guessing. I wasn't there." Frank said. "That's what I meant to say."

Since the news broke, employees petitioned company management to have Frank fired, but until charges are formally filed by the DOJ, their hands are tied. "We can't fire someone for suspicion of being a satanic pedophile. He could sue us," Accounting Director Harry Flax explained. "Plus, he's the best darn accountant we have. He really keeps those numbers down. Must be why those deep state human traffickers love him so much."

At publishing time, Frank from accounting had asked Bill Gates to please stop calling the office and asking to talk to him because it was making him look bad.

Bobby. wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 11:11am:


Should people who continued socialising with Epstein, and took children to the island, knowing that Epstein was a convicted child sex offender and that the island was used primarily for exploiting children be unconditionally condemned?

Frank says no.

I say yes.

You?

Ah.

I see Frank has retreated into his 'safe space' of the Babylon Bee.

Took him a bit longer than I expected. 

Bobby. wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 11:23am:


Focus, Bobby.

Should people who continued socialising with Epstein, and who took children to the island, (knowing that Epstein was a convicted child sex offender and that the island was used primarily for exploiting children) be unconditionally condemned?

Frank says 'no'.

You?

Bobby. wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 4:16pm:


Is Lutnick a pedo?

He's an irresponsible parent, that's for sure.

As is his repugnant wife.

President Donald Trump’s Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick said in an interview four months ago that he and his wife had decided in 2005 to "never to be in the same room" as the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, their onetime New York City neighbor.

But in 2012, the couple, along with family, was planning a visit to Little St. James, Epstein’s private Island in the U.S. Virgin Islands, according to a trove of new files released by the Justice Department on Jan. 30.

One of the emails released as part of the Epstein files indicates that Lutnick's planned meeting on Dec. 23, 2012, at Epstein's island did take place.

What sort of parent takes their children to an island specifically used for trafficking and abusing women and children?

Melanias purse wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 10:13pm:



You wanna hang em don't ya?