Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it's critical to give posts a once-over before sending them out to the masses. Here are eight things you should always double-check before posting a video on the President's account:

1.  Are there at least 17 sombreros placed on people's heads? The President will stand for nothing less.

2.  When a video shows Trump dropping poo on protesters from a fighter jet, does he have a crown on? The dignity of the office demands a crown.

3.  Is the whole thing actually just a video of Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?: Excellent. Proceed.

4.  When portraying Trump sunbathing in Gaza (reimagined as a resort paradise), does his body look super buff?: 21-inch biceps only.

5.  IS EVERY LETTER WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS??? It's not official if it isn't in ALL CAPS.

6  Are the fat JD Vance memes sufficiently fat?: Do not dare post a non-chunky JD.

7.  Did you leave the Babylon Bee watermark on so they actually get credit for their video content?: Seriously. Just once, people.

8.  Does it include a few seconds at the end of a completely unrelated cartoon with famous black people portrayed as apes? If you forget everything else, do NOT forget this.

For the sake of the country, we hope the person in charge of Trump's social media posts will always take a few extra seconds to look through this list. Let us know anything we missed in the comments.

Frank wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 3:36pm:


And if all else fails and they twig you're not being "ironic", fess up.

Of course they're apes. Slavery ended far too soon.

Bobby. wrote on Feb 8^th, 2026 at 8:39am:


So why did he spend three hours into the early hours of Friday morning last week, shit-posting memes on Truth Social?

Why did he then remove the one of the Obamas, pretend a staffer did it, and put his entire White House staff in crisis mode explaining how it was all a terrible mistake, DL's not wacist, some of his best friends are Jigaboos?

The entire GOP's now panicking about losing the black vote going into the mid terms. DL spent the rest of the weekend assuring them there's no need to worry, he can just take over the election and end democracy altogether.

Does this sound like a plan to you?

Bobby. wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 5:46pm:


Ape.

Not a monkey.

And if they let you do it, why did the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon delete the post?

I'm curious.

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 5:58pm:

The point was made.
No need to rub it in.


In any case, if evolution is to be believed, we are cousins to apes and monkeys. The resemblancs is more pronounced with Africans, Aborigines, Asians but what of it?

Different strands of humanity are at diffrent stages of evolution. Intra-species variation.

Frank wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 7:17pm:


There, you see? He even agwees with the posts DL takes down.

It's the fish John West rejects, innit.

Frank wrote on Feb 9^th, 2026 at 7:17pm:



I say it again. You are not university educated. You lie.

mothra wrote on Feb 10^th, 2026 at 6:07am:






You have the Bbwiyawnesque fetish of the underling for uni credentialling.
He even bought a doctor of diviniy cert online to fan his vanity and inferiority complex.

What first-in-family credentials do you boast?