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Melanias purse wrote Today at 12:38pm:
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I can't believe she's lived in the U.S. for 30 years and can still barely speak broken English. I guess it explains her marriage - clearly there isn't a lot of talking going on at home between her and Trump. His money does all the talking.



Sounds like most of the population of Western Sydney.


As to your analysis of the marriage.

What the hell would YOU know. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Do you really think someone like her would be with a racist, bigoted slob like Trump if he was earning minimum wage?



How would you know.
How would anyone know why 2 people are together.
How would an Outsider know?




We know exactly why they're married - it's common knowledge.

She was shipped to the US by a human trafficker to Jeffrey Epstein.

Once Epstein had finished with her he sold her to Trump who promised to get her, and her parents, a green card if she agreed to marry him.

It was a simple transaction: he got a pretend wife to parade around and she got to stay in America.



And not only, Greggery. Jeff got her in on the Einstein visa.

The big fella thought that was a nice touch. Jeff had to explain it to him.

Services to science, arts, education, business or athletics, requiring extensive documentation of top-tier achievement.

Oh, DL said.

We'll get her a modelling gig with Victoria's Secret, Jeff said.

Done! DL said.

Melania spent her first few weeks in New York with Ghislaine, learning the ropes.

Dress, deportment, standing around looking bored, etc.

And massage. Like all the others, Melania had to learn Jeff's relief points.

Then it was onto Rudy, Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz. Melania worked her way through them all.

When she'd served out her contract with Jeff, he palmed her off to the big fella.

He's as dumb as a rock, Jeff said, giving her a wink. Just do what I taught you, keep your mouth shut and sign on the dotted line. New York's an equitable distribution state, giving you 50/50 when you split. He'll want a prenup, but it's all negotiable. Just use the lawyers you've slept with.

For a while there, Melania was Jeff's source in Trump Tower. He'd get all the dirt on the Apprentice. Alas, Melania wasn't much help when push came to shove, but she was always one of Jeff's girls.

She conveniently left that detail out of her fab new movie, no?




Indeed, she did.

Maybe it'll be in the sequel: Melania: Be Best(er)

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Reply #16 - Today at 12:42pm
 
Bobby. wrote Today at 10:43am:
greggerypeccary wrote Today at 10:38am:
Bobby. wrote Today at 10:37am:
99% of women marry for money.    Roll Eyes


Melania married for money and a green card.




They all do it Greggy.

How many women would stick with their hubbys if they lost their job
and couldn't find another job within 6 months?


They're all as bad as each other, is it?

Dr Jill, Michael, Laura and Hillary. Which one of them came in on an Einstein visa, Bobby?

Please explain?

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Reply #17 - Today at 12:55pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote Today at 12:42pm:
Melanias purse wrote Today at 12:38pm:
greggerypeccary wrote Today at 10:25am:
aquascoot wrote Today at 8:49am:
Armchair_Politician wrote Today at 8:29am:
aquascoot wrote Today at 7:10am:
Armchair_Politician wrote Today at 5:06am:
I can't believe she's lived in the U.S. for 30 years and can still barely speak broken English. I guess it explains her marriage - clearly there isn't a lot of talking going on at home between her and Trump. His money does all the talking.



Sounds like most of the population of Western Sydney.


As to your analysis of the marriage.

What the hell would YOU know. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Do you really think someone like her would be with a racist, bigoted slob like Trump if he was earning minimum wage?



How would you know.
How would anyone know why 2 people are together.
How would an Outsider know?




We know exactly why they're married - it's common knowledge.

She was shipped to the US by a human trafficker to Jeffrey Epstein.

Once Epstein had finished with her he sold her to Trump who promised to get her, and her parents, a green card if she agreed to marry him.

It was a simple transaction: he got a pretend wife to parade around and she got to stay in America.



And not only, Greggery. Jeff got her in on the Einstein visa.

The big fella thought that was a nice touch. Jeff had to explain it to him.

Services to science, arts, education, business or athletics, requiring extensive documentation of top-tier achievement.

Oh, DL said.

We'll get her a modelling gig with Victoria's Secret, Jeff said.

Done! DL said.

Melania spent her first few weeks in New York with Ghislaine, learning the ropes.

Dress, deportment, standing around looking bored, etc.

And massage. Like all the others, Melania had to learn Jeff's relief points.

Then it was onto Rudy, Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz. Melania worked her way through them all.

When she'd served out her contract with Jeff, he palmed her off to the big fella.

He's as dumb as a rock, Jeff said, giving her a wink. Just do what I taught you, keep your mouth shut and sign on the dotted line. New York's an equitable distribution state, giving you 50/50 when you split. He'll want a prenup, but it's all negotiable. Just use the lawyers you've slept with.

For a while there, Melania was Jeff's source in Trump Tower. He'd get all the dirt on the Apprentice. Alas, Melania wasn't much help when push came to shove, but she was always one of Jeff's girls.

She conveniently left that detail out of her fab new movie, no?




Indeed, she did.

Maybe it'll be in the sequel: Melania: Be Best(er)



I hope so, Greggery. Be Best was during Melania's first term as First Lady. Melania focused her Be Best initiative on the importance of social, emotional, and physical health of children.

Today, Melania continues to advocate for child welfare, and for improving the lives and well-being of children - including children in foster care - in her fabulous Fostering the Future initiative.

With her passion for film, fashion, fostering future and be best, Melania has done everything she can to live up to the expectations of her Einstein visa.

As a patriotic Real American immigrant, Melania can no longer be called a despicable Slovenian Tjurd, no?
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Reply #18 - Today at 3:04pm
 
Melanias purse wrote Today at 12:55pm:
greggerypeccary wrote Today at 12:42pm:
Melanias purse wrote Today at 12:38pm:
greggerypeccary wrote Today at 10:25am:
aquascoot wrote Today at 8:49am:
Armchair_Politician wrote Today at 8:29am:
aquascoot wrote Today at 7:10am:
Armchair_Politician wrote Today at 5:06am:
I can't believe she's lived in the U.S. for 30 years and can still barely speak broken English. I guess it explains her marriage - clearly there isn't a lot of talking going on at home between her and Trump. His money does all the talking.



Sounds like most of the population of Western Sydney.


As to your analysis of the marriage.

What the hell would YOU know. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Do you really think someone like her would be with a racist, bigoted slob like Trump if he was earning minimum wage?



How would you know.
How would anyone know why 2 people are together.
How would an Outsider know?




We know exactly why they're married - it's common knowledge.

She was shipped to the US by a human trafficker to Jeffrey Epstein.

Once Epstein had finished with her he sold her to Trump who promised to get her, and her parents, a green card if she agreed to marry him.

It was a simple transaction: he got a pretend wife to parade around and she got to stay in America.



And not only, Greggery. Jeff got her in on the Einstein visa.

The big fella thought that was a nice touch. Jeff had to explain it to him.

Services to science, arts, education, business or athletics, requiring extensive documentation of top-tier achievement.

Oh, DL said.

We'll get her a modelling gig with Victoria's Secret, Jeff said.

Done! DL said.

Melania spent her first few weeks in New York with Ghislaine, learning the ropes.

Dress, deportment, standing around looking bored, etc.

And massage. Like all the others, Melania had to learn Jeff's relief points.

Then it was onto Rudy, Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz. Melania worked her way through them all.

When she'd served out her contract with Jeff, he palmed her off to the big fella.

He's as dumb as a rock, Jeff said, giving her a wink. Just do what I taught you, keep your mouth shut and sign on the dotted line. New York's an equitable distribution state, giving you 50/50 when you split. He'll want a prenup, but it's all negotiable. Just use the lawyers you've slept with.

For a while there, Melania was Jeff's source in Trump Tower. He'd get all the dirt on the Apprentice. Alas, Melania wasn't much help when push came to shove, but she was always one of Jeff's girls.

She conveniently left that detail out of her fab new movie, no?




Indeed, she did.

Maybe it'll be in the sequel: Melania: Be Best(er)



I hope so, Greggery. Be Best was during Melania's first term as First Lady. Melania focused her Be Best initiative on the importance of social, emotional, and physical health of children.

Today, Melania continues to advocate for child welfare, and for improving the lives and well-being of children - including children in foster care - in her fabulous Fostering the Future initiative.

With her passion for film, fashion, fostering future and be best, Melania has done everything she can to live up to the expectations of her Einstein visa.

As a patriotic Real American immigrant, Melania can no longer be called a despicable Slovenian Tjurd, no?

A good outline of how she differs from KK gweggy, the dST.

Ta.

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