Big Donger wrote on Mar 25
th, 2026 at 6:47pm:
Ah, you started early today, now didn't you?
But that's okay. You're a little bit butthurt, we get that.
You're still fresh off the plane - you always will be. Not only are we more Aussie than you, we're more British than you. We're smarter and nicer and sexier and probably more tanned than you.
After all, we've had all the benefits of our marvellous Aussie education, our excellent healthcare, our fine food and drinks, our superior yarts and culture. Let's face it, old boy, we're superior to you in every way.
No doubt you'll be regurgitating your one gag from Punch in another twenty years, but that's just you.
You're a naughty old NESBer. We grew here, you flew here.
Some things never change, no?
I flew here
legally but you came on a boat illegally, paki. You came on the Allahu Akhbar magic carpet of 'asylum, please, I no English'. And now agitating furiously against the country that took you in. You are Greens Deputy leader material, paki.
May I call you Faruqi?