When Holly Valance sang in town,
The men would step aside ... they'd hide..
When Holly Valance sang in town
The womenfolk would hide.... they'd hide.

For the point of a song
Was the only law
That Holly understoo-ood
When it came to singin' straight and fast
She was mighty good.....

From out of the East a song ban came
A law book in its hand
A ba-an
The kind of a ban the song would need
To tame a troubled stand

For the point of a song
Was the only law
That Holly understoo-ood
When it came to singin' straight and fast
She was mighty good.

Many a song would take its stand
And many a song would fa-all
But the law that shut
Holly Valance
Shut down Holly Valance
It was the greatest law of all....