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Jan 29th, 2026 at 6:55pm
 
What cinema chain has the Australian rights to screen this?
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Reply #1 - Jan 29th, 2026 at 6:58pm
 

So far, one cinema in the US has sold one ticket to the movie.

I don't think any Australian cinema - that wants to make a profit - would go anywhere near it.

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Reply #2 - Jan 29th, 2026 at 7:41pm
 

Frank and Bobby will go see it, with their bags of Twisties.

And raincoats.



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Reply #3 - Jan 29th, 2026 at 8:13pm
 


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Reply #4 - Jan 29th, 2026 at 10:56pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 29th, 2026 at 7:41pm:
Frank and Bobby will go see it, with their bags of Twisties.

And raincoats.





Raincoats, is it?

So Bobby and the old boy will be popping into watch Melania in their macintoshes, eh?

The old boy's already been busted making pedo accusations - what next?

Confessions?
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Reply #5 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 12:51am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 29th, 2026 at 6:58pm:
So far, one cinema in the US has sold one ticket to the movie.

I don't think any Australian cinema - that wants to make a profit - would go anywhere near it.




A gutter trash film with a promotion of over $75 (mainly as a bribe by Bezos for kissing Trump's ass for getting his tax cuts) it's expected to make somewhere between $1.5 to $4 million. Tickets will be purchased mainly by Trump's trailer trash imbeciles who have never been in a theater before much less outside of their trailer parks. MAGAs are afraid to leave their rusting engine blocks and go anywhere fearing other MAGAs might steal them.

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morty torty has six of them - two of which are in his Texuss bathtub.
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Reply #6 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 5:04am
 
Trump couldn't pay me to sit through that movie.
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Reply #7 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am
 
Incels will be very triggered by this movie.

As women totally reject the scalds leftie incapable of having fun, seeing a hot woman with Trump will incite existential rage .

They could analyse their own stupid behaviours but it's easier to just hate.

Like the incel ICU nurse.

They hate women who won't sleep with them.
They think simping is the way to go.
Rather then be fun and light and playful , they go spit at police officers and kick cars.
And then karma does the right thing and punishes such behaviour.

In the same way karma rewards donny for being fun light playful self amused and raising the vibration.
It attracts hot women to him.

When you radiate the light like a star, they let you ( correction. Want you ) to grab them.


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Reply #8 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:42am
 
Armchair_Politician wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 5:04am:
Trump couldn't pay me to sit through that movie.


It's so bad (and corrupt - it's basically just a bribe from Bezos to Trump) that most of the crew who worked on it requested that their names not be included in the credits.

True story.

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Reply #9 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 8:29am
 


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Reply #10 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 8:45am
 

A genuine review:

“If this movie was shown on a plane, people would still walk out”.
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Reply #11 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:33am
 
aquascoot wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am:
Incels will be very triggered by this movie.

As women totally reject the scalds leftie incapable of having fun, seeing a hot woman with Trump will incite existential rage .

They could analyse their own stupid behaviours but it's easier to just hate.

Like the incel ICU nurse.

They hate women who won't sleep with them.
They think simping is the way to go.
Rather then be fun and light and playful , they go spit at police officers and kick cars.
And then karma does the right thing and punishes such behaviour.

In the same way karma rewards donny for being fun light playful self amused and raising the vibration.
It attracts hot women to him.

When you radiate the light like a star, they let you ( correction. Want you ) to grab them.


Worth studying


Oh? Melania's off in Manhattan, gallivanting around town and sowing her wild tuna.

The movie's DL's way of showing he cares. Here you go, darling, have a flick on Amazon. You get $40 mil and 80% of the back-end. You get to swan around in your fabulous frocks and flash the fawning chodes.

Problem is, Jeff's buried his end in the fine print. If it's a flop, their contract says, it's on DL. Jeff wants nothing to do with it.

The White House is in panic mode, as you'd expect. The chodes can smell a flop a mile off. They've responded to Melania's biopic like somebody dropped a dead fish in the foyer.

Things might change when it goes to Netflix. The chodes can smoke a few bongs, order their Maccas, tune in and have a right old chuckle.

I think it's a smart move - Jeff joining forces with the big fella to farm the chodes, who live lives of pure garbage. A real "win win", no?

Donnie can go back to Trump Doral, the nation in the safe hands of America Inc.

If anyone wants to bang his hot babe wife Melania, they're free to do so. The big fella has his porn flicks with Stormy.

You?
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Reply #12 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:40am
 
aquascoot wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am:
Rather then be fun and light and playful , 

Today children, we go to the Capitol. A great big enormous house where people help me be president.  Are you ready? yay! Off we go, up the stairs and in through the broken glass. hey ho. A policeman. Hit the policeman. Hang Pence. Yes hang him by the neck...hay hay hay.
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Reply #13 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:45am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 8:45am:
A genuine review:

“If this movie was shown on a plane, people would still walk out”.


It won't even get a run on Air Force One. Poor old Melania. This was going to be her time to shine.

Still, she's free to return to the East Wing, put up a tarp, rally her PR team and come up with her next move.

A social media campaign to be best, another meeting with Vlad, maybe get to work on next year's Christmas decorations.

We'll win so much we'll grow tired of winning, no?
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Reply #14 - Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:52am
 
chimera wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:40am:
aquascoot wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am:
Rather then be fun and light and playful , 

Today children, we go to the Capitol. A great big enormous house where people help me be president.  Are you ready? yay! Off we go, up the stairs and in through the broken glass. hey ho. A policeman. Hit the policeman. Hang Pence. Yes hang him by the neck...hay hay hay.


Hay is for horses, Chimera. The Superior Man enjoys a diet of green, leafy vegetables.

Look, the hanging Mike Pence thing was just a bit of fun. Aquascoot never turned on DL over that, no.

It was more the obesity. The "noble Ron" has a much better diet.

You?
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