So he put a little - what do they call it? - cream on it.

I take the big aspirin, and when you take the big aspirin, they tell you, the bruise.

They tried talking him out of it. You don't have to take that, sir, the doc said, you're very healthy.

But he likes his heart. I'm not taking any chances, the big fella told the fakers on Air Force One.

His advice to Americans? Take Aspirin if you like your heart, but don't take Aspirin if you don't want a little bruise.

The 47th president's health has been a source of speculation for some time. His advice on Aspirin contrasts an earlier health warning he gave in September on Paracetamol, a common painkiller known to Americans by the brand name, Tylenol.

Taking Tylenol, he said, pausing to consider the impact of a presidential health warning - I'll say it, it's not good.

He went on to outline a well-researched side effect of the medication: autism, and the burden such cases place upon the health system and families, forced to care for retarded children.

Don't do it, the big fella said, just don't. Better to put up with a little bit - a little bit of pain. He advised American mothers to avoid all Tylenol and tough it out.

The president's health has been the subject of speculation for some time. He put these rumours to rest in December, in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, after rumours of an MRI had been leaked by the fake news.

The big fella said he'd had a small CT scan only. He didn't know why he'd been advised to have the scan and said he probably shouldn't share such private health details with the public. Still, he ran the most transparent administration in history and said he'd aced the test, making him the healthiest prez to have held office, maybe ever.

His doctor replied to the fakers to say the president had been given either a CT scan or MRI, it was hard to say. He'd prescribed a routine test to rule out any cardiovascular issues and the president had passed with flying colours. He described the 47th prez to be in exceptional health and perfectly suited to execute his duties as Commander in Chief.

You see? The big fella told the Journal. He has the heart of a prize-winning stallion. Have you heard of racehorse theory? He asked the journalist.

Look, it's all straightforward and nothing to worry about. The big fella banged his hand on the desk. He got a little bruise because of the big Aspirin, which he takes because he doesn't want thick blood pouring through his heart. He used a little cream to help heal the bruise, which comes in different tones.

The big fella briefed fakers on Air Force One, returning from the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, which was otherwise uneventful.

He'd clipped his hand while chairing his new Peace Board, where world leaders and other elites can sign up, pay a modest administration fee and make world peace. Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu were among the first to join.

The big fella has been prescribed additional hand cream for their next meeting.

KKKaroline Leavitt's face says it all.

Hi Karnal,
Trump rides motor bikes  -  what a man.

Karnal wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 7:59pm:



No - it's easy to explain - he scraped his hand on the brake lever of his motorbike.

Karnal wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 8:05pm:



He rides with the Hell's Angels.
They protect him.




Trump gets protection from the Hell's Angels:


https://people.com/trump-says-immigrants-make-hells-angels-look-sweet-11889171

President Donald Trump said that immigrants make the Hell’s Angels biker club
look like “the sweetest people on Earth" during a Jan. 20 press briefing.

Trump also praised the Hell’s Angels, which the DOJ has previously called
a "criminal enterprise," saying the organization "voted for" and "protected me"

The comments come amid the Trump administration's controversial immigration crackdown.


https://archive.md/XB5Bz

The man with Wolverine healing abilities, when it comes to a bullet wound to his ear, bruises like this for months at a time, because he shook hands or bumped a table.

Sure... not even Forrest would believe that bullshit.

ProudKangaroo wrote Yesterday at 2:15pm:


That's right, Sad. He clipped it on the table, it's no big deal.

DL copper a bullet from that leftard assassin as you rightly point out, God knows why the fakers are making such a big deal out of a minor stigmata wound.

aquascoot wrote Yesterday at 3:12pm:

"Scarface", was an American gangster and businessman who attained notoriety during the Prohibition era as the co-founder and boss of the Chicago Outfit from 1925 to 1931.
Although Capone expanded the bootlegging business through increasingly violent means, his mutually profitable relationships with Mayor William Hale Thompson and the Chicago Police Department meant he seemed safe from law enforcement.
Capone apparently reveled in attention, such as the cheers from spectators when he appeared at baseball games. He made donations to various charities and was viewed by many as a "modern-day Robin Hood". The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, in which seven people from rival gangs were murdered in broad daylight, damaged the public image of Chicago and Capone, leading influential citizens to demand government action and newspapers to dub Capone "Public Enemy No. 1".  Capone indulged in custom suits, cigars, gourmet food and drink, and female companionship. He was particularly known for his flamboyant and costly jewelry. His favorite responses to questions about his activities were "I am just a businessman, giving the people what they want" and "All I do is satisfy a public demand". Capone had become a national celebrity and talking point with his PR being handled by A Quascoot a back street gambler.