
Today I got ahead of the game and made my New Year resolution. From now on, I refuse to refer to our putative leader as Albo or Mr Albanese. As of now, as far as I am concerned, he’s Albasleazy. This decision was galvanized by recent events, which I will address, but it has its genesis almost from the moment he was commissioned Prime Minister by the Governor-General. One of his claims was that he would be accountable. He would own his mistakes. There would be no ‘I don’t hold a hose, mate’ moment for him. Well, he now has a cavalcade of failures on the accountability and transparency fronts, and I think it useful to review some of them.
Let’s start with the Voice in which Albasleazy was so invested, his commitment to implement the Uluru Statement ‘in full’ was one of the first things he announced on election night. The quivering lip that accompanied this announcement was probably prompted by self-regard for his own nobility in embracing such a lofty cause. Following the defeat of the referendum, The Australian reported:
At the Exodus Foundation in Sydney’s inner west on Monday while he was helping to serve Christmas Day lunch to the poor, Mr Albanese was asked about his year and “some big losses” such as the defeat of the Voice at the ballot box last October.
“Oh, no, no, no, no, very important to call that out. I am not Indigenous so it wasn’t a loss to me,” the Labor leader said.
Not a loss to him? Was it the Aboriginal community that stumped up the roughly $500 million the referendum cost – this monument to Albasleazy’s virtue signalling? Where has he been on ‘closing the gap’ since then?
And who can forget the $275 power-bill reduction promised 97 times before the 2022 election? We were assured this was premised on rigorous modelling, commissioned by the government, by Reputex. And who can forget Albasleazy manfully copping it on the chin when it became undeniable that the $275 would never happen:
“It’s not my modelling. It’s Reputex’s modelling.”