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Balls up in spaghetti Cook Off
Dec 22^nd, 2025 at 6:56am

"Morgue Assistant Uses Testicles From Corpses To Help Win Annual Spaghetti Cook-Off

Beaumont, Texas – Stephanie Carter (41) had been a participant in Beaumont’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd, and Stephanie knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2025, and lucky contest number 13, Stephanie used a secret ingredient that she was sure would give her that extra edge and earn herself the blue ribbon she so desired.
Carter worked as a morgue assistant for the County of Jefferson. For the 11 months leading up to the cook-off, Stephanie collected the testes from deceased adult males. She would slice ’em, dice ’em, and sew ’em up without attracting attention. And who was going to notice the missing balls of a dead man anyway?
The night before the cook-off, Stephanie was hard at work preparing her sauce and dropping balls. The next day, when the judges went around tasting all the contestants’ entries, her table had the most attention. Judges were going back for second helpings, something they had never done with her previous entries. The time for the judges to crown a winner was soon approaching. One judge went back for thirds. Only there would be a problem on that third plate of spaghetti that would derail all of Stephanie Carter’s dreams. That problem… a prosthetic testicle!
The judge chomped down on a meatball, and the silicone rubber testicle filled with saline exploded into his mouth, and the jig was up. Upon closer inspection of Carter’s meatballs, a discovery was made. The meatballs were not meatballs in the traditional sense, but were made of human testicles. Carter was arrested on site without incident. When asked if she would like an attorney, she would only respond by inquiring if she had "won the cook-off". Looks like she dropped the ball when it came to quality control. She need not worry about her meals for the next 10–15 years, according to sources inside the district attorney’s office”

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Leroy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4500 Gender:	Re: Balls up in spaghetti Cook Off Reply #1 - Dec 22^nd, 2025 at 7:20am Must admit you have to have balls to do that.
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Gnads Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 32757 Gender:	Re: Balls up in spaghetti Cook Off Reply #2 - Dec 30^th, 2025 at 10:33am Leroy wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2025 at 7:20am: Must admit you have to have balls to do that. She looks like she could be a contender.
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tallowood Gold Member Offline Израиль Навсегда Posts: 6731	Re: Balls up in spaghetti Cook Off Reply #3 - Dec 30^th, 2025 at 12:58pm Eating testicles is Spanish thing.
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Re: Balls up in spaghetti Cook Off
Reply #4 - Jan 13^th, 2026 at 10:50am

tallowood wrote on Dec 30^th, 2025 at 12:58pm:

Eating testicles is Spanish thing.

Not only Spanish, in the days of cutting them out on the spot, both lamb and calf testicles were saved for the evening meal.

For a quick snack they were threaded on to a piece of fencing wire and cooked over the coals.

Salt and pepper to taste and a dash of Worcestershire sauce.

Unfortunately the OP story is all bull [not just his balls] a quick Google will reveal lots of variations onthe same theme.😀😀

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Re: Balls up in spaghetti Cook Off
Reply #6 - Jan 16^th, 2026 at 2:32pm

Sir Eoin O Fada wrote on Jan 13^th, 2026 at 10:50am:

Not only Spanish, in the days of cutting them out on the spot, both lamb and calf testicles were saved for the evening meal.

For a quick snack they were threaded on to a piece of fencing wire and cooked over the coals.

Salt and pepper to taste and a dash of Worcestershire sauce.

Unfortunately the OP story is all bull [not just his balls] a quick Google will reveal lots of variations onthe same theme.😀😀

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Re: Balls up in spaghetti Cook Off
Reply #7 - Jan 16^th, 2026 at 2:50pm

Vic wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2025 at 6:56am:

"Morgue Assistant Uses Testicles From Corpses To Help Win Annual Spaghetti Cook-Off

Beaumont, Texas – Stephanie Carter (41) had been a participant in Beaumont’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd, and Stephanie knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2025, and lucky contest number 13, Stephanie used a secret ingredient that she was sure would give her that extra edge and earn herself the blue ribbon she so desired.
Carter worked as a morgue assistant for the County of Jefferson. For the 11 months leading up to the cook-off, Stephanie collected the testes from deceased adult males. She would slice ’em, dice ’em, and sew ’em up without attracting attention. And who was going to notice the missing balls of a dead man anyway?
The night before the cook-off, Stephanie was hard at work preparing her sauce and dropping balls. The next day, when the judges went around tasting all the contestants’ entries, her table had the most attention. Judges were going back for second helpings, something they had never done with her previous entries. The time for the judges to crown a winner was soon approaching. One judge went back for thirds. Only there would be a problem on that third plate of spaghetti that would derail all of Stephanie Carter’s dreams. That problem… a prosthetic testicle!
The judge chomped down on a meatball, and the silicone rubber testicle filled with saline exploded into his mouth, and the jig was up. Upon closer inspection of Carter’s meatballs, a discovery was made. The meatballs were not meatballs in the traditional sense, but were made of human testicles. Carter was arrested on site without incident. When asked if she would like an attorney, she would only respond by inquiring if she had "won the cook-off". Looks like she dropped the ball when it came to quality control. She need not worry about her meals for the next 10–15 years, according to sources inside the district attorney’s office”

Coulda been mushrooms.

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