chimera wrote on Dec 20
th, 2025 at 11:54am:
Drugs are OK for militia facing the Marines and US Space Force. Ice probably helped the Boys fight like hell in the enemy Capitol.
Ah, but Hunter Biden was
previously addicted to crack, do you recall? ? He was charged for omitting to tick the drug-addict box on his gun form. This crime was so egregious, Panther wanted him prosecuted to the
full extent of the law.
It was a crime so heinous and despicable, Panther said, not even a presidential pardon would suffice.
Oh? We said. But the 46th prez pardoned Hunter under your beloved Constitution. There's his signature - there, there, and there.
Nonsense, Panther said. It's signed in Autopen.
Yes, we said, just like your DL's pardons for all his family and friends. The Autopen is used to sign
copies.
So? Panther said. DL's were legal. The Autopen has been used by presidents going back to Thomas Jefferson, it's all perfectly legit and above board.
So what's the problem with Sleepy Joe's? We asked.
Maybe it's the ink, he said. It's illegal.
Are you sure? We said. Does your Constitution reference ink - or the stylus used? Which ink was used to pen your beloved Constitution?
Panther wasn't sure, but he had a right old hoot when his DL replaced the portrait of his 46th prez with an image of an autopen.
Anyhow, Hunter appeared to escape his heinous gun charge thanks to a last minute pardon by Dad. Phew, we said. That settles that. It doesn't matter what the Supreme Court decides about drug charges or 12A Rights after all.
Until the 47th prez decided to overturn Sleepy Joe's pardons by executive order. We quickly consulted with Panther, our residential Constitutional expert.
He's done, Panther said. 47 trumps 46. Whatever DL says goes.
Yes, we said, but whatabout your beloved Constitution?
Panther replied with a big photo of DL, chuckling. No further questions, he said.