Power corrupts but Mr T has been since about age 3. He has had a taste of dictatorial power and hero-worship from important people and from Ozpol.  Motor boats - zap. Oil tankers - gotcha.
Hey, this is real cool. Where will his inflamed ego take him, and his world, next?

Sprintcyclist wrote Today at 3:33pm:


I know. He's not giving it back too.

He always said that when they invaded Iraq. They should have taken the oil, he said.

He tried too. When the boys went in to help the Kurds, he ordered his troops to take the oil.

Mad Dog Mattis made them give it back. Sorry, sir, he said. Illegal.

DL fumed. Jared came up with a helpful compromise: send them over to Saudi Arabia instead, he advised.

So, like the grand old Duke or York, DL marched them over to Saudi Arabia instead.

The Saudis never forgot that one. Three months after the big fella left office, packing everything into his declassified-classified boxes, the Saudis transferred $2 bil over to Jared's investment fund.

When Mad Dog finally quit in disgust, the big fella said he fired him first.

Then Kelly, then Milley. He wanted to shoot Milley for treason, do you recall? Milley had his nose put out of joint when the big fella had all those protesters gassed for his photo op.

Suck on that, DL said.

Excuse me, sir, do you really think that's necessary?

Ah, fuck off, DL said. He held his favourite book nice and high for the fakers. How's this? He asked.

Deep down, the big fella's always loved his Bible - his second favourite book after the Art of the Deal, he joked.

Only kidding, fellas, he said. The Bible's the best.

So what's your favourite part, sir?

Oh, you know, he said, all of it.

Yes, they said, but are you a New Testament man or do you prefer the Old?

Both, he said. He didn't want to discriminate, you see, it wouldn't be right.

Do you have a favourite verse, they asked, or... ?

The big fella cut them off. Now now, he said, looking deeply serious. Some questions are too private and personal. His faith means so much to him, you see, he didn't want to start tearing up in front of the cameras. You fellas understand, he said.

Sure they did. It might spoil his makeup.

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!