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Frank
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Karnal wrote on Dec 9 th, 2025 at 8:23pm: Frank wrote on Dec 9 th, 2025 at 8:17pm: Karnal wrote on Dec 9 th, 2025 at 8:05pm: Frank wrote on Dec 9 th, 2025 at 6:25pm: Karnal wrote on Dec 9 th, 2025 at 6:12pm: Frank wrote on Dec 9 th, 2025 at 5:37pm: ProudKangaroo wrote on Dec 9 th, 2025 at 5:07pm: Frank wrote on Dec 3 rd, 2025 at 5:14am: Democrats' Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic
U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both houses of Congress to Republican control, a new survey revealed that Democrats' poll numbers had surged among the key narcoterrorist demographic. While the Democratic Party had shown signs of making inroads in other segments of the voting populace, it was the sudden spike in support from the important South American illegal drug traffickers that gave the party hope that its popularity was back on the upswing. "We're out here fighting hard for the rights of drug traffickers," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "And it's paying off in the poll numbers we're seeing from our narcoterrorist base. They know that the Democratic Party is the party that will help them grow their businesses, create more jobs for hardworking cartel mules, and get their products into the hands of millions of Americans across the country. Narcoterrorists deserve a political party that will fight for them." Narcoterrorists admitted that the Democrats were their biggest proponents in Washington. "Sí, the Democratic Party is our best friend," said José, a third-generation narcoterrorist from Venezuela. "Ever since we got thousands of our people into the country and obtained the ability to vote when President Biden was in office, we've become huge fans of the Democrats. They're the party for us." At publishing time, Democratic Party leaders were reportedly hard at work putting the finishing touches on their "pro-Antifa, pro-child-mutilation, pro-drug-trafficking" 2028 platform. Do you ever stop to ask yourself why you have to rely so heavily on the Babylon Bee as one of the few sources that will tell you what you want to hear? Short answer: you deranged TDS mongs are ridiculous. Stupid and sinister, too, but above all, ridiculous. All ideological woke/pc/totalitarian/cocksure/bien pensant demagogues and blowhards like you are ridiculous, Stalinists, Maoists, Hitlerists, Faruqiites, Greataidtes, all the Bbwiyanesque and creepy gweggy loons, all the verbose and grimacing teapots and pakis, all classig loon wing sprinties, thicko smithos and commode politicians. Ridiculous. Laughing at you is the first response. I leave the LOOOONG answer to you to formulate. You know you want to. Well. That settles that then, no? He's trying to have a giggle. Leave him be, Sad, won't you? It's so cruel the way these gweggy loons, gwimacing teapots, Paki Bastards, modern classic right wingers and armchairs gang up on him so, no? Why can't you people accept alternative Nazi opinions? So rude. Stupid paki grimacer. I am laffing at you mongs. You think that means you are ganging up on me? Only your little cabal of mongs take each other seriusly, nobody else. You are each, in your grotesuery, laughable, deformed freaks. The grimacing tapdancer for 10 rupee, the verbose little intellectual from Meanjin (  ) (for they/them are FROM Meanjin, doo doo doo, don't you know), the despicable slavic wanker, the thick bozo of indeterminate origins, the loon with an online doctorate he actually boasts about, FFS, and all the rest of the zoo. Yes, old boy, but we grew here - you flew here.You don't sound too open and tolerant to moi, dear boy. If you don't mind my saying, you sound a little bit BUTTHURT. And that's okay. You're perfectly free to open up your anus to your superiors. Such is your right in a free country, no? We decide who gets rogered and the manner in which they're done. Oh?! Now you are a nativist, paki grimacer! But of course. We pay our respects to our nativists past, present and emerging, no? You're just a hideous old blow-in, and that's okay. You'll blow out again, I guarantee it. No 10 rupes, no bananas, paki. Tapdance a bit more, grimace a bit more.
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