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BREAKING...
DL wheels Melania out for terrorist state visit. First Lady dresses in militant Jihadist GREEN
First Lady Melania has been enticed out of hiding with a multi-million dollar purchase of Melaniacoin by the Saudi royal family. As ever, Melania has expressed herself with her choice of attire, signalling the administration's deference to the Muselman by dressing in Jihadi green.
Allah Uakbar, MBS is reported to have said when first saw Melania. Secret Service agents instinctively went for their shoulder holsters.
For Melania's husband DL, the colour green represents the US dollar, now out of favour with his discovery of untraceable crypto. Despicable Muselman terrorists are reported to have purchased hundreds of millions worth of TrumpCoin, a numbered internet meme valuable only as a means to secure access to the big fella himself.
The terrorists are reported to have pledged $1 trill in US investments. Keeping business in the family, Don Junior's arms company has been tipped to secure the Islamists' weapons contract, arming Wahabist Jihadis for the next decade.
The big fella's bromance with the Islamist regime is unusual as it usurps traditional US security partnerships with Australia, Europe and Mother England, none of whom were consulted over the deal. To note the visit by MBS, DL allowed the White House to be turned into an Arab bazaar.
Despite the smell of camels, hookahs and Bedouin sweat, Melania's distinctive stench wafted from her gaudi taffeta dress, purchased at the last minute off Amazon.
MBS's wives couldn't believe it, their kohl-lidded eyes bulging through their letterbox slits. They kept bottles of Bulgari under their burqas. MBS would have them beheaded if they put out a stench like that.
One was heard to suggest it smelt like the rotting cadavers of hubby's crucifixion victims.
Another responded by saying it smelt like the self-composting toilets at a Bangladeshi guest-workers' compound.
No, a third said, pointedly. It's the smell of the fishing port at Al Wajh.
Yes, they all nodded, that's it. The offcuts of Red Sea tuna left to rot in the desert sun. Even the vultures leave them alone.
Despicable stuff.
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