Armchair_Politician wrote on Nov 6
th, 2025 at 10:25am:
This is how scared and angry the MAGA morons are - Steve Bannon is now saying Mamdani should be deported. Yeah, that isn't going to happen, because he is a legal US citizen, naturalised in 2018. These MAGA morons are delusional, and scared.
Yes, but Sloppy Steve does have a point, Armchair. If they can't stop the leftards getting elected, the movement's in a right old pickle.
It's a problem with the Constitution, you see. Unfortunately, the Founding Fathers set up the US as a democratic republic. Sloppy's trying to correct their error.
It's alright old kerfuffle. You can't go round deporting every elected official, obviously. For one, Bukele would up the fee he charges to keep them in his torture prisons.
For another, the courts have put a ban on deporting American citizens. DL's got his lawyers looking into ways to cancel their citizenship, but until that happens, the judges keep causing problems.
LAWFARE !!!
The big fella tried sending ICE units in to make the voters see reason, but the fools just stand around the polling stations with their AR15s, looking mean. Nobody pays any attention to them.
DL told Pam: get them to start a riot, he said. Shut down the polling stations! Anything!
Pam just stood there, looking sheepish, so he turned to Kash.
Send in the FBI! DL said. He gave Kash a lecture on how tough Sean Connery looked in the Untouchables. If he'd shaved off that stupid moustache, it would have been perfect.
Kash agreed, but pointed out that Kevin Costner had been given extra powers by Congress.
Sorry sir, he said, I mean Elliot Ness. Kash didn't think he had a moustache.
DL gave up. He was miffed that nobody was sitting up in their chairs like Xi's cabinet. He wondered if he needed a longer desk - like Vlad. Suzie said they'd need to extend the Oval Office to fit it in.
DL told her to get the wreckers back.
Suzie looked at the floor. She didn't tell the big fella she'd been joking.
Let's face it, Armchair, there's only one solution. DL will need to do the right thing and cancel elections altogether. As Sloppy Steve says, they just need to come up with the right legal loophole.
A number of members here support this already, so it can't be too hard. The big fella can sign an executive order.
According to Lee, they trump all rules, laws and articles, including those in the Constitution. The big fella just needs to use a proper pen.
The big fella had Sleepy Joe's EOs rescinded because he used an autopen.
DEEP STATE !!!
All true.
Not a single conservative here has objected to the idea of Trump cancelling elections.
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