greggerypeccary wrote Yesterday at 7:44am:
He's off with the fairies.
Quite obviously heavily medicated.
Melania needs to contact
these people ASAP.
Nonsense, Greggery. The big fella was just being awesome, that's all. It was a display of Alpha strength, the kind of purpose and conviction we've never seen before, maybe ever.
You wanna show me around? DL said.
It would be my pleasure, The Japanese PM said.
Tough titties.
I show me around, no one else.
Yesu sir, she said.
The big fella walked in a big, round circle, staring ahead, trying to keep his balance. Normally he had someone's arm to grab onto. This time, he brushed off all offers of support.
These men here, the big fella said. Whadda they do?
The interpretor looked confused.
Ask her the question! DL demanded.
The Japanese Prime Minister spoke before the interpreter could translate. These-u soldiers defend the motherland, PM said. Very honourable men!
The big fella went up to one, stared him in the eye, then swung a punch at the man's head, stopping just before he made contact. The soldier didn't flinch.
Not sure how they're going to defend it with reflexes like that, the big fella said. If I tried that on a US marine, I'd be on the floor.
If you hit Japanese soldier's head, sir, helmet break your hand. Japanese steel number one, no?
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