Frank wrote on Oct 19
th, 2025 at 11:42am:
Millions Gather To Express Total Ignorance About Political System
U.S. — Millions of Americans took to the streets today in order to express to the world their total and absolute ignorance about the political system they live in.
Several major cities including Boston, New York City and Chicago saw over one hundred thousand residents show up to proclaim their abject incomprehension of governance.
"The world needs to understand how incredibly little we know," said local man Roger McMahon, who had joined the march. "I really do not think the greater population appreciates how completely uneducated and illiterate we are when it comes to our own political system. That's why I'm here marching. We're going to join our voices together and let the message ring loud and clear that we are uneducated rubes in desperate need of a middle-school social studies class."
Rallygoers marched throughout the day on Saturday, chanting various slogans such as "Where do I live?" and "How does government work?"
"It's incredibly inspiring, seeing so many people walking arm in arm saying 'Hey, I don't know anything,'" said local woman Barbara Samson. "It feels incredible to be part of this movement of telling people that I'm a real dullard."
At publishing time, the rest of the world had politely told the rallygoers that the message had been received. I know, right? When we told you DL would turn America into an authoritarian fascist state, you said ooh noo, never ever, how very dare yoooou.
Today, right on cue, there he is sending US troops to invade US cities, blowing up foreign fishing boats, arresting the
tinted races for turning up for their immigration hearings and threatening to ban erections altogether.
You stupid, Paki fool, America has guardrails, you said. A prez just can't invade states or arrest people for being
tinted. The US has courts, a legislature, a separation of powers. How can he possibly ban erections? They're in the Constitution, you despicable Paki Bastard.
Is that so? We said. So you tell me this: what will you say when he cancels erections? We even gave you a multiple choice, do you recall?
a) Say how very dare he, abandon DL for good and say what a fool you've been.
b) Say look, it's a little bit complicated, the constitutional experts are undecided, we'll have to wait and see what happens.
c) Jump for joy and demand we install a dictator and cancel them here too.
You refused to say. When we pressed, you said you said you disagwee with the very pwemise.
SO UNFAIR !!!
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