greggerypeccary wrote Yesterday at 7:24pm:
How awe-inspiring. There's a distinct glow above his head - not uncommon with saints, sages and the like. It's amazing what the camera can catch.
One can even see up the great man's nose.
I dare say the younger generation will be snapping up copies to put in their scrapbooks, Greggery This is just what the young men of today need for inspiration.
As for the fillies, they'll be going weak at the knees. Young lasses will be lining up with copies for the great man to sign, swooning, thronging down Pennsylvania Ave.
Stephen Miller will lurk about, flashing his White House pass and offering meetings. J.D will go down the line, scoping the rough trade for capable young interns.
Do you know the prez? They'll say.
Oh yes, he'll say. Would you like to meet him?
Would I ever! They'll say.
Meet me at the South Gate at 9pm sharp. We'll do a quick security check. Your mother didn't happen to give you any Tylenol when you were a baby, did she?
I'm not sure, why?
Oh, just wondering. Carry on.