Australian Politics Forum - A three egg omelette made from one egg

Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	A three egg omelette made from one egg Oct 4^th, 2025 at 2:39pm Filling! An omelette made with three chook eggs but I only used one egg. What egg did I use? Tomorrow or Monday I will make a frittata.
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #1 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 5:08pm FIFTEEN views but no one has a clue as to what egg I used? Flipping pathetic! Have another go, you low IQ mouth breathers!
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #2 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 5:09pm Because there is something I want to talk about regarding that good egg. Brain into gear rrr rrr rrrrrrr dear me, not running on Super, eh?
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #3 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 5:10pm BTW—it was NOT an emu egg!
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #4 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 6:14pm Jesus Christ! OzPol is really a home for the mentally retarded is it? Seems so! Far. . .flipping. . .out!
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #5 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 6:41pm Holy moly! 75 views, not a single solitary halfway–intelligent moron knows or can google the answer? No wonder OzPolitic is zooming down the plughole! Dig deep, morons, what egg did I use in my “three egg omelette? Jeez!
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Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg
Reply #6 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 6:50pm

Wow, I have complained that the intelligent members are leaving OzPol which is consequently sinking rapidly but NOT A SINGLE MORON can Google the flipping answer?

OzPol is doomed! Doomed I say! Morons to the right of me, cretins to the left of me, idiots straight ahead! Faaark!

A three egg omelette made with one egg. What egg?

Google it, morons!

Search it, cretins!

Flail around uselessly idiots!

Jeez!

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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #7 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 6:51pm If you are a scumbag, moral sinkhole then answer in Food pathetic numbnuts!
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Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg
Reply #8 - Oct 4^th, 2025 at 7:35pm

Geez, I am surrounded by morons here. Any wonder OzPol post count it headed down down down?

OzPol may still be here, a shadow of its former self next year. In 2027? Doubt OzPol will still be going, I really truly doubt it.

I used ONE GOOSE EGG to make a “three egg omelette” earlier today.

Now go on, morons, Google searchers:

What is different about a goose egg compared to a chicken or duck egg? One BIG difference.

Can ANY of you morons work out what that difference is? Not the size, obviously, I already explained that.

Something else.

Answer here or in Food, numbnuts.

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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 53067 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #9 - Oct 6^th, 2025 at 12:24am Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 4^th, 2025 at 2:39pm: Filling! An omelette made with three chook eggs but I only used one egg. What egg did I use? Tomorrow or Monday I will make a frittata. Ohhhh.... a mystery..... ( h/t Inspector Setanta ) (Hey!! Look!! I'm not banned!!)
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #10 - Oct 6^th, 2025 at 1:49am Goose eggs are BIG eggs, Franko! And the yolk of a goose egg is HUGE, like half of the egg is yolk!
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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 53067 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #11 - Oct 6^th, 2025 at 2:34am Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 6^th, 2025 at 1:49am: Goose eggs are BIG eggs, Franko! And the yolk of a goose egg is HUGE, like half of the egg is yolk! Quote: An omelette made with three chook eggs but I only used one egg. What egg did I use?
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #12 - Oct 6^th, 2025 at 3:35am 1 goose egg is equivalent to 3 chook eggs Franko!
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #13 - Oct 6^th, 2025 at 3:43am LOL After 20 minutes in boiling water a goose egg is still not hard boiled all the way through!
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Jovial Monk Moderator Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 50484 Gender:	Re: A three egg omelette made from one egg Reply #14 - Oct 6^th, 2025 at 3:45am Have a look at the size of that yolk! Much bigger ratio of yolk to white than duck or chook eggs!
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