Peasant 1:-  “Oo are you then?”

Alien:- “I am your Great Leader, Jacinta Alien, and I bring you the Indigenous victorian Voice!”

Peasant 1:- “Oo created this Indigenous Voice then?  What's it based on?”

Alien (heavenly music):- “The Great Serpent, filled with the power of the seas and the skies and the thunder and lightning in the clouds, came down from Heaven, and using his great body, carved the hills and river courses, and then dying, his mighty ribs created the mountains and his bones the Indigenous People to be custodians over the land and gave them a Voice over all in the land which must be restored to them ….......”

Peasant 2:-  “Some failed herpetological experiment is no basis on which to form a valid argument to develop a multi-layered government by changing the Constitution!  True government comes from a mandate of the masses, willingly given and fully informed! We're a semi-autonomous, quasi-anarchic egalitarian assemblage of rules-bound free individuals who vote every three years on our elected representatives, who then sit down and natter out the best way forward, and if we disagree with them we can write to them or vote them out next time around, or even refuse to abide by their dictates under the guiding principle that 'an unjust law – (or decision or policy for that matter)  thanks, Reg – is no law - (or decision or policy for that matter) – thanks again, Reg - at all'!  We don't need no Voices in our heads telling us what to do!!”

Alien:-  “But failure to do so is racist and divisive!”

Peasant 1:-  "Well - what's this 'voice' in their 'eads gonna do for 'em?"

Alien:-  "It will give them a separate power over your government, and control over land water and resources."

Peasant 1:-  "WHAT?  'Ow's everyone else supposed to get on then?"

Alien:-  "Oh - you'll be all right .. look at everything you've got now... you won't miss land, water and resources, let alone power in your own country's government..."

Peasant 2:-  “Oh – now we see the truth about the injustice and fundamental tyranny in the system – we can just get by living in our muck, and we're racist and divisive for just wanting things left alone!”

Alien:-  “But I am your Great Leader!  You must accept this Voice we're forcing on you or be branded traitor forever – an enemy of the people and racist to boot!  Now stop being a bloody racist White invader and just vote for it!”

Peasant 2:- “Ah -  there it is right in front of you – look everyone – this is how the system treats those who dissent!  Name-calling and insult!  I'll vote NO thanks.”

Alien:- (grabs peasant's shirt front)  “Look, you bloody white supremacist invading convict derived moron!  Just vote YES for what's right and get on with it!” (shakes peasant)

Peasant 2:-  “Come on!  Look at this everybody!!  I'm being oppressed!  This is how the system treats you if you say NO and don't want to 'ave no power in your own country ... I'm being oppressed!!”